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Jixby PhiIIips Jixby PhiIIips is offline
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:16 PM        So I'm Walking Down The Street...
and i see a little boy. and i grab him and take him into my van. and tie him up with robes. then i take him home and put him in my basement. when im touching him it feals so goodl. then i pull off his pants (they're small). i start touching on his fete then legs then up to his thighs and sniffing his pubis. taste so good on my tongue oh yes but he is screaming. i tell him to shut up but he wont. i put my hand over his mouth but he tries to bite me and this macks me so angry. then im grabbing his tuchu hard to make him shut but he keeps sqeualing and im yelling and im scared mom wil wake up so i punch him and everything is quiet.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:18 PM       
THAT IS HORRIFYING JIXBY WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU TODAY
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:22 PM       
I THINK WE NEED TO BAN JIXBY RIGHT NOW WE CANT HAVE THESE SICK KIND OF PEOPLE HERE
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:37 PM       
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HMM WHY WOULD JIXBY ATTACK HIMSELF HERE?

WOW HE IS JUST DOING THIS EVERYWHERE, MAYBE IT'S A BIGGER PROBLEM THAN I THOUGHT
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:41 PM       
YOU ARE RIGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD SUPPORT JIXBY WITH HIS NEW SELF ESTEEM PROBLEMS>
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 01:46 PM       
WHAT WOULD OLD PEOPLE DO?

TAKE A NAP

PLAY CARDS

HAVE A POOPY

WRITE A CARD

OPEN SOME CANS TO SHARE

WRAP SOME GIFTS WITH A FRIEND

I DONT SEE JIXBY ON THERE, MAYBE WE CAN IMPROVISE
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 02:09 PM       
I was going to suggest pushing him down some stairs, but the opening of some cans to share sounds even better. Maybe that would work in Israel as well.
On a serious note, fuck you Jixby. You make me want to believe in hell.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 02:13 PM       
lol guys thats not the real jixby! u can see he has Is for Ls

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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
WHOOPS LOL HE SURE FOOLED US

GOOD ONE JIXBY PHIIIIPS
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 02:40 PM       
The only people who thought that was the Real Jixby are Jixby Characters.

Whoever did that, though, should concider the fact the wrote that piece with the sort of detail one generally finds in a subject matter they've spent a great deal of time thinking about and cleaning up afterwards. Go away, bad fake character.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 02:44 PM       
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WHEN JIXBY PHIIIIPS WAS NO LONGER MISTER MOCKERYS FRIEND
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
I'm king of all detectives
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 03:19 PM       
Since I am no Detective, you are not my king. Go fly a kite.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 03:21 PM       
pretty sick man...jixby should use more careful of words.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
i'd do my clue bus bit for you right about now, but i'm afraid that you wouldn't even get that.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 03:44 PM       
I'M DRIVING THE CLUE BUS!!!

HONK HONK!!
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
IF YOU ARE DRIVING THE CLUE BUS, WHO IS DRIVING THE GET IT SUV?
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 04:02 PM       
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So should you, dumbass.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
I WAS JIXBY PHIIIIPS THE WHOLE TIME
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:32 PM       
THIS IS FOR JIXBY A GOOD JOKE TELLER

http://community.middlebury.edu/~lynch/joke.html

GOOD WORK
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
THAT JOKE MADE ME LAUGH, THEN I CRIED
On August 17th, 2000 Finney came down with bloat, a serious stomach problem that often affects large breeds. While being prepped for surgery, his heart gave out and he passed away.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
I'M GLAD WE COULD SEE HIM LAUGH ONE LAST TIME
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
THAT WAS GORGEOUS BUT I LIKE THIS PAGE BETTER:

http://community.middlebury.edu/~lynch/twins.html

I ALWAYS WODNERED WHAT THE FUTURE ROWDY TWINS LOOOKED LIKE
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 10:46 PM       
GUESS WHO JUST GOT PUT IN MY FAVORITES FOLDER
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