Let's all take sides! It's all you've got left when you can't let the merit of your own words stand on their own credible feet.
CJADTHEJERK:
You're what.. Two days old? Shouldn't you be choking on some dick? I mean, seriously, you have a lot of balls for a pissant little newbie! I've been here for a month, and I'm the first person you decided to pounce on! Well, that was your mistake, because I'm going to have a field day with the next thing you type... And it will be FUNNY, because I am. Funnier than you, at least. I'll be as hilarious as the vets when I, too, learn how to insert my penis into my asshole while quoting some crappy anime flick and jumping rope in a pool of used condoms..
This wasn't even your thread. I made it for Dale. What's the matter.. Can't you READ? Well, you can certainly write, so if you claim you can't read, then you're lying.
By the way, you can't rap to save your 'hood from Wal-Mart.
Now, just for fun, I'm gonna put you away.
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Originally Posted by Pram Maven made it look like cjadthenord
MY NAME IS CJAD AND I SUCK AT TYPIN'
SO TO MAKE UP, IT'S MY WEB SITES I'M HYPIN'
YOU'D NEVER GUESS I WAS PAST TEN YEARS OLD
NOT FROM MY KEY STROKES, OR THE WAY I'M BOLD
FUCK THE ROLE-PLAYING, I'M A SOUTH PARK FAN
ERIC THE VIKING IS REALLY MY MAN
AND WHEN I TRIED TO MATCH HIS BOASTS,
BLOOD SPURTED OUT OF MY EARS AND MY NOSE
CUZ I PICK THROUGH ALL THREE WITH MY FINGERS A BIT
I ALSO LIKE TO TELL THE MODS HERE TO SHOVE IT
THINKING I'M AN INTERWEB/NET BADASS
TILL MY MOMS TURNS MY COMP OFF TO SAVE MY WEAK RAPS
FROM A BEATIN' I KNOW I'M DESSERVIN'
MY ONLY FRIEND ON THIS BITCH HERE IS CHOJIN
AND HE'S LYING TO KICK IT, I-MOCKERY STYLE
TO GAIN ALL MY TRUST AND MAKE ME WORTH HIS WHILE
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE I'M SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD
SO REMEMBER TO BEAT ME WHEN YOU STROLL THROUGH MY HOOD
I'M NOT A VET YET, AND I NEVER WILL BE,
AT LEAST 'TIL I'VE LEARNED I SHOULD STAND WHEN I PEE.
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OUT!