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Anonymous · #26

Did your hair start falling out before or after the police killed your dad, Jersey?

Kalashnikov · #27

Bruce, you're what happens when a sperm bank deals in dolphin semen. Now go squeeze some fresh orange juice outta your ass.

Orange Juice Bruce · #28

Oh! So clever!! Wattah!

Anonymous · #29

Jersey, do you have scary flashbacks to the times when you had hair?

Like, how your dad did to earn him a beating neither he nor his bald son would soon forget?

whoreable · #30

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A COMPLIMENT AS DOLPHINS ARE SMART ANIMALS

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James · #31

A woman being impregnated causes her children to produce orange juice from their asses?

THIS SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL CRICHTON MATERIAL.

Kalashnikov · #32

Ok Chojin. Now you're going on a personal level. My father was a hero. A man who fought for this country. Something you wouldn't have the guts to do. I know you probably can't come up with something funny to say, so now you're trying to attack me on something that borders on tasteless and crude.
To you it may mean shit. To me, it means living everyday knowing that he shouldn't have died. Wishing he was still around, because he's gone, and I didn't have a chance to say goodbye. Knowing that it was never his fault, and now he's gone.
If the gay jokes offend you enough to make crude comments about dead fathers, then I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, because the way I see it, you are so offended you are resorting to personal attacks.
Now go fuck yourself.

Oh, and your "girlfriend" can sure lose a few pounds.

Anonymous · #33

Your father sure lost a few pounds, when the police knocked his dome off his shoulders, causing it to tumble comically down the sidewalk.

Kalashnikov · #34

Chojin, hug your father and tell him you love him. You never know if he's going to step outside one day and never come back.

Helm · #35

I'm sure your father would blow his head off himself, if someone told him his son would grow up to be the mascot dopehead moron everybody likes to make fun of on internet forums. It's a good thing somebody did it for him before he had to face the fact that maybe keeping that condom on wasn't such a bad idea that faithful night, 8 years ago.

Evil Robot · #36

Quote:

You never know if he's going to step outside one day and never come back.

The same shit happened to me but you dont hear me using it as a defense. You think of something better NOW

Anonymous · #37

Jersey, you ever think that maybe groping your father and continually confessing your love for him is what caused him to go out in a 'blaze of glory' in the first place?

I mean, he did have a lot of patriotic honor to restore after raising his gay, bald son.

Kalashnikov · #38

I'm not using it as defense. On the contrary, they're using it as offense. I never brought up the topic about my father. I know these people hate me so bad, they'll resort to anything to try and get me out of here, including racism and making fun of dead fathers. And when this happens, it's because they can't come up with anything better. And I really pity them.

noob3 · #39

It's because there's nothing better, making fun of your silly dead dad is hilaruous!

Anonymous · #40

I bet his expression when they cracked through his thick mexican cueball with the tonfa was hilarious

James · #41

Jersey, you can't help but realize your dad was an idiot. He was pulled over, and he started attacking the cops. Sounds like your idiocy just pushed him over the edge, and he just snapped.

Helm · #42

Your father is dead because he hated you. You father was a fag hater. You figure it out.

Rongi · #43

You're father doesn't sound like a hero, he sounds like a nut case.

Kalashnikov · #44

Well, get it over with. Say what you want about my father. He's dead, and nothing is gonna bring him back. But at least I know he was a true hero, something you will never be in your lifetime.