ATTENTION: ANNOYING GOTH PERSON.

[The Retro Kat]

Ok got (I left the "h" out to prove a point.) Let's hypothetically that sadie has 5 posts with typos in them. That is still less than one percent of typos, so that is pretty damn good. That's how damn good she is. Don't fuck with her because, she is way better at mocking than you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain. Please, leave you silly gothic assbag.

[Captain Robo]

No.

[Schimid]

[The Retro Kat]

Hey guys, I think I might have actually met gothinaprepsbody.

It was Saturday night. I was at a battle of the bands. I walk in and I saw many a person in black. And me, wearing bellbottoms and a tie dye peace shirt with a retro jacket, immediatly clashed. But there was one particular goth that caught my attention. He had light, spiked hair, spiked bracelets, and bondage pants. He also was wearing eye shadow and seemed to have tweezed his eyebrows, and also, he had his nails painted. I couldn't help myself, being the instigator that I am. I approached him and asked "Dude, did you tweeze your eyebrows?"
He replied "Fuck you mother fucker and walked away."
I stood there laughing, thinking that a goth should be able to come up with a good comeback seeing how artsy and poetic they stereotypically are. Then I thought, "Crappy comebacks? Did I just have an encounter with gothinaprepsbody?"

[whoreable]

Maybe he doesnt like talking to dirty stinkin hippies

[The Retro Kat]

I saw that coming. But actually, thats just the way i dress, 70's value. I hate fucking hippies. Fuck transcendentalism. Its useless. Its impossible or just stupid to try to thrive without society and its principles. And hippies are fucking anti war and shit. But I wont get into that. And its only so often that i wear a full retro outfit anymore. I usually just wear fire department shirts and jeans. But the point is gothinaprepsbody sucks.

[Ninjavenom]

I'm starting to like this fellow, this Retrokat.

[Captain Robo]

transcendentalism

Trancendentalism has nothing to do with freakin hippies.

[Skulhedface]

SURE IT DOES. If they'd "transcend" into a bathtub and use a bar of soap...

[sadie]

damnit, retroboy. don't make me like you.

and mr.smartyskul, you need to use a dictionary before you use big words like transcend.

i know some cool-arsed hippies. and i like patchouli.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat

Hey guys, I think I might have actually met gothinaprepsbody.

It was Saturday night. I was at a battle of the bands. I walk in and I saw many a person in black. And me, wearing bellbottoms and a tie dye peace shirt with a retro jacket, immediatly clashed. But there was one particular goth that caught my attention. He had light, spiked hair, spiked bracelets, and bondage pants. He also was wearing eye shadow and seemed to have tweezed his eyebrows, and also, he had his nails painted. I couldn't help myself, being the instigator that I am. I approached him and asked "Dude, did you tweeze your eyebrows?"
He replied "Fuck you mother fucker and walked away."
I stood there laughing, thinking that a goth should be able to come up with a good comeback seeing how artsy and poetic they stereotypically are. Then I thought, "Crappy comebacks? Did I just have an encounter with gothinaprepsbody?"

No, I'm afraid that wasn't me I dont tweeze my eyebrows or wear lipstick only paint nails for concerts anywayz I woulda killed you on the spot.

[noob3]

I'm glad I'm not the only person here who parades around in vintage schwag

[Les Waste]

hahahahaha, GirlNAboysBody paints his nails! Hahahaha, queer!

[FS]

And he's unibrowed! Hahaha.

[Les Waste]

He should really not brag about killing people. Judging from all the empty threats he makes, he must have a criminal record as long as he is misunderstood. When the FBI looks at I-mockery.net, they'll see Goth and realize he must be responsible for all those thousands of unsolved murders.

Keep it on the down low.

[kellychaos]

I know how he kills. He does it very slowly (pause) one brain cell at a time. I just know that I get a fraction more stupid after the reading of every one of his posts. Make it stop. It hurts! It HURTS!!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

No I'm not unibrowed and no im not queer It's simply somethin goth not like you even know what a goth really is but I guess people fear what they can not understand. Oh well just remember to play nice children...

[Johannas]

I think i can speak for everyone here that we do no fear you. Dont take this shit personally, bub. They are all just big bad mockers looking to pick on someone, and you are their target. I feel sorry for you, hopefully this sort of stress will not affect your real life.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Les Waste]

I don't even know what a goth is

I just wouldn't understood how deep you are

You're so deep, Unibrow.

[Krythor]

you know what lets leave him alone hes getting sad

[Ninjavenom]

I'd help mock Goth, but he's just such an... ENIGMA that i can't understand him.

[Esuohlim]

It's too bad that now he's just going to explain how he isn't an enigma and that he knows what a goth is.

PROCEED THEN

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody

No I'm not unibrowed and no im not queer It's simply somethin goth not like you even know what a goth really is but I guess people fear what they can not understand. Oh well just remember to play nice children...

I do have a fair understanding of what goth really is, honeybuns, and I fear them about as much as I fear bunny rabbits. Most goths are too busy listening to Bauhaus and smoking cloves to be any threat to anyone.

[UnDeath]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

I do have a fair understanding of what goth really is, honeybuns, and I fear them about as much as I fear bunny rabbits. Most goths are too busy listening to Bauhaus and smoking cloves to be any threat to anyone.

yeah, but I dont think that our resident goth has even heared of Bauhaus. Doesnt matter, since listening to Slipknot and Marilyn Manson makes you even more goth than goth.

[mischief]

i fear spice girl fans most

silly goths make me giggle... tee hee!