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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 08:07 PM        REal love is like the Flu
Real love has the same misrepresentation as flu, so many people say they have the flu when in fact they just have a nasty cold that they'll soon get over in a day or two. Even a viral infection as unpleasant as it is, ain't flu.

You only know flu when you've actually had it and you'll never confuse it with a cold again.
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 08:48 PM       
I manage to confuse the symptoms all the time, and I love the cock, what does this mean
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 10:10 PM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2006, 10:47 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 01:40 PM       
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I love the cock, what does this mean
Just to look at? Or for something more constructive?
This ain't love, but maybe a lot less hassle.
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 01:49 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
speaking of which, i think i now either have the flue or strep
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 11:13 AM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 01:54 PM       
i like this analogy, but it's not quite accurate. i mean, even the flu eventually fades away.
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 04:35 PM       
Okay, so love is like AIDS.
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 04:38 PM       
love is like fucking anthrax.
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 04:49 PM       
Love passes swiftly...just like life. My Tattoo says so...
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 06:43 PM       
love is like cancer sometimes you can't get rid of it and sometimes it goes into remission with chemo and radiation therapy
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Old Feb 12th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
Yeah, it's like gas. One day you have it and the next day you wonder what the fuss was all about.
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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 03:00 PM       
what a terrible analogy... maybe try....." Love is like gas, one day you have it and you're doubled over in pain, the next day, you're left with a vacant, empty feeling in your stomach and a brown stain in your panties" .....that's more like it....
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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 04:04 PM       
Love is like the TV series '24' - its episodic, has pretentions to running in 'real time', and resurrected the career of Keifer Sutherland.
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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 04:07 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2006, 04:49 PM       
They Say Love is Blind... So what the hell is with this love at first sight?

And Love is more like a serious head injury. You walk around like you are in a daze, everything is fun. You might die.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:11 AM       
Love is like slapping your wife around. Its fun and exciting at first but after the 10th hit your hands get sore.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 01:12 PM       
Love is like a bad analogy. There really isn't alot quite like it, so you end up looking stupid trying to make others understand what you're feeling. And in the end, you probably don't know what you're talking about.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 06:10 PM       
When you've got the flu you stay in bed for days on end and are on another planet for the most of it.
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Old Feb 14th, 2006, 11:07 PM       
Well yes.

But when you IN love, hopefully your in bed for days on end and are on a whole different planet too.
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