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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 10:22 PM        If you could give yourself felatio
would you swallow?
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 10:24 PM       
Hindsight is 20/20, Courage.
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Old Jul 17th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
I can, & yes.
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Old Jul 18th, 2006, 08:38 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2006, 08:45 PM       
Okay.

Seven's was the only response that made sense here.
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Old Jul 20th, 2006, 04:18 AM       
I think that if I could give myself fellatio I would throw the remains into the nearest person's face.
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Old Jul 20th, 2006, 09:50 PM       
Thank God,

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Old Jul 20th, 2006, 11:13 PM       
I think that act is referred to as a spiderman.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:24 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:24 AM       
Hey Zen, will you stand next to me while I fellate myself?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 11:42 AM       
I was sent to spy on a Cuban talent show.

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Enclosing, yes.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:48 PM       
NOT INTERESTED.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:13 PM       
I just learned a new word for blowjob so I'm going to use it akwardly on i-mock IMMEDIATELY.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:27 PM       
guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you
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Old Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:51 AM       
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 07:15 PM       
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guys if you could commit the sin of onan would you
Technicly his sin was not that wanked. he was commanded to have a baby with his dead brother's widow and raise it in his honour. He fucked her but pulled out at the last minute and shot his wad elsewhere.

His sin was not that he wanked, but that he didn't impregnate the chick he was commanded by God to impregnate.
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Old Jul 27th, 2006, 10:27 PM       
spilling seed is spilling seed, dude
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Old Jul 28th, 2006, 09:57 PM       
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That's hott.
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Old Jul 29th, 2006, 07:01 AM       
This thread's name should be "If you could commit autofellatio"
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