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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 12:04 PM       
the bottles that came with our carbonation machine smell like chlorine.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:38 PM       
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So zhukov sent me this box of awesome in return for the case of payday bars I'm about to send him and I was looking for stuff from here to include. And I can't seem to find anything that wouldn't make him shake his head sadly at our society.
ALMOND JOYS, 100 GRAND BARS, MCMENAMINS DIJON MUSTARD, AND A VINTAGE ISSUE OF HUSTLER MAGAZINE
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:41 PM       
AND A PACKAGE OF SALMON JERKY, FRESH FROM ALASKA
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:51 PM       
I got him a bunch of stuff from cracker barrel, too.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:56 PM       
Fuck I want some salmon jerky now I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT SHIT IN CALIFORNIA, I CAN'T EVEN GET FRESH MUSSELS, AND OYSTERS ANYMORE we're right next to the fucking OCEAN, why aren't there any decent seafood vendors in the area I AM DEPRIVED
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 01:56 PM       
Canned boiled peanuts!
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 02:08 PM       
they don't have salmon jerky or boiled peanuts in stores here, except at jungle jims, and if I go there I might as well send him a box of Australian groceries while I'm at it.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 02:24 PM       
Man, as much as I hate the state I live in, I couldn't imagine living somewhere that didn't have canned boiled peanuts readily available.
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 05:53 PM       
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Fuck I want some salmon jerky now I'M NOT GONNA GET THAT SHIT IN CALIFORNIA, I CAN'T EVEN GET FRESH MUSSELS, AND OYSTERS ANYMORE we're right next to the fucking OCEAN, why aren't there any decent seafood vendors in the area I AM DEPRIVED
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 08:34 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2010, 09:19 PM       
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Canned boiled peanuts!
We had a (recently retired) salesman who was originally from the deep south - he loved those slimy looking turdlets, but what really hit me was when he said "Are yew shore yew don' wan' sum BALD PENIS?"

I nearly crapped in my pants.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 02:57 AM       
finally remembered the password for my email address and now i can post again
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:02 AM       
What did I miss besides self congratulatory masturbation and shitty inside jokes?
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:11 AM       
Sam, don't call Fathom a number two. I'm trying to sleep, dammit.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:16 AM       
it's been all re-runs, man. you gotta wait for the new season to come out
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:18 AM       
HE'S A DEUCE.

THE DEUCE IS LOOSE.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:20 AM       
Dylan
OOOO BIG MAN
WITH THE CONKER
GO TO SLEEP
YOU'RE OLD

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THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
I AM OLD BITCH
SHOW SOME RESPECT

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FUCK YOU, OLDIE

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I AM 25 I AM OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER

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Man you are old
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Go to sleep
you don't want your back to give out

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HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR

Dylan
working the pussy 12 hours

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HAVE SOME MORE CAVIAR
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW LITTLE DYLAN

Dylan
What do you do?
Lick stamps?

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MY JOB CRUSHES LITTLE LADY BOYS LIKE YOU
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Dylan
With your big retarded tongue?

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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:21 AM       
SUCK IT
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:23 AM       
MAKE IT HAPP'N, CAP'N
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:24 AM       
Guys, I'm 50 fucking years old & I don't need this shit.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:25 AM       
It's like fifteen o' clock wherever you're at, you don't need sleep
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 03:32 AM       
19 o'clock.

That shit is late at my age.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 05:34 AM       
I was going to go to Japan late this year with a friend for a holiday, but I have changed my mind and now want to go to North Korea.

Now I have to trick my friend into thinking it is better somehow.
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 06:58 AM       
Of course it is. Have fun with that.

I woke up wanting guacamole and I'm not quite sure why :/
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Old Apr 9th, 2010, 11:45 AM       
As long as you eat it with blue-corn tortilla chips, you're good.
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