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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 11:56 AM       
So at work today I was trying to get the attention of someone while they were talking to someone else. I was doing the whole "cough cough" thing in a rather obvious way, but she was pretending not to notice me and I had to cough louder and also in a slightly more humorous way. Unfortunately my boss walked past me so I had to quickly pretend I was coughing for real, and I started pretending I was having a bit of a coughing fit. This turned into a real coughing fit because I was pretending so well, and I was doubled over and spluttering for a good few minutes.

While I was having the real coughing fit the bit between my testicles and anus got a sharp stab of pain (the muscle (?) inside, not the skin), and it lingered for a minute or two after I managed to control my fake to real coughing.

What the hell is wrong with me on many different levels?
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 12:36 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 12:46 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 01:10 PM       
At least it wasn't a mosquito bite there. I hear they're nasty.
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Old Jul 24th, 2010, 09:16 PM       
You strained your "taint". :Obviousman

You're probably OK, but if it gets worse, or happens when you cough only once or twice, you could have a hernia.

But I'm not a medical doctor, so what the hell do I know.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 10:02 AM       
Thanks for the advice everyone; I'm just going to pretend it never happened and die of cancer at a later date.

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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 12:07 PM       
Seriosly though, you could have something twisted and you might loose a nut or even die in extreme cases. If it hurts again, get it examined.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 01:16 PM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 02:16 PM       
Damn. That made my balls tickle.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 04:45 PM       
My older brother went to see the dr cause his nut started hurting, the dr put him in surgery right away.
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Old Jul 26th, 2010, 09:40 PM       
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. :elainebenes
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 01:50 PM       
Most of the time there not a problem. Sometimes though, you just have to put on a pair of the tighty whities so they are tucked in and out of the way.
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 02:48 PM       
New old subject: Space elevators.

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A little far for me, but aren't there a few fellow mockers in Washington State who have an interest in this sort of thing?
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Old Jul 27th, 2010, 04:15 PM       
man i aint got money for that shit i just got back from comicon
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Old Jul 31st, 2010, 10:17 PM       
I found this interesting. Apparently, to improve cisplatin as a chemotherapy drug, all they needed to do is wrap the platinum in a big-enough load of chicken fat so it causes little to no damage in the kidneys. Who knew?
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Old Aug 2nd, 2010, 08:55 PM       
Pound down that Freon, baby. But stay away from teh flouride.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2010, 04:32 PM       
There should be Aurora(Borealis) overnight to wednesday morn. I want to ride a space elevator.
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 12:55 PM       
Deadly poisons become treatments for deadly diseases. Who knew?
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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 03:31 PM       
Probably most chemists. I'm sure you knew. I'm kinda surprised it's taken this long. If snake venom can aim for the heart or muscle cells, I'm sure there is a logical path to aid in regrowth to those areas. Maybe a cure for MS is in there somewhere as well.

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Old Aug 4th, 2010, 04:46 PM       
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If snake venom can aim for the heart or muscle cells, I'm sure there is a logical path to aid in regrowth to those areas. Maybe a cure for MS is in there somewhere as well.
I just saw a TED video on the underwater life surrounding volcanic vents. The life they found is so exotic, the speaker referred to the environment as an underwater rainforest, and speculated that there will be a host of new drug therapies that will be discovered, just by studying that ecosystem.

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Well, I don't get my hopes up too much about ecosystems we know little about.
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