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Old Jan 1st, 2010, 05:17 PM       
wow. thanks to the holidays and my crazy work schedule, i didn't get to check this forum for several days. it is some kind of crazy shit show in here.

first off, i'm glad pancakes got his secret santa gift finally-- i'm excited for the photos. if he'd like to post photos of his real santa's gift too, then that'd also be awesome. i'm also still waiting on zhukov's photos-- i hope the presents were super sweet.

second, i'd like to wish everyone a happy new year. i hope you all did something fun and exciting, instead of working all night like i did. a champagne toast at midnight is only awesome if you're not in the middle of cleaning up and trying to get out of the kitchen.

third, thanks go out to dextire on keeping track of... well, everything. he definitely gave us all a run for the money by sending his gift (which was full of awesome) out so early. kudos.

fourth and last, i had a lot of fun with this secret santa event. thank you, 10k volt ghost for running it, and for my awesome presents! having read over the posts that i missed over the last few days, i'd have to agree with stonewar-- being an adult now, i don't get a lot of actual presents (as in, not money, or candy) these days, so it was really nice to get something totally silly and fun for christmas this year. and even if microshock participates next year, i think i'll join anyway if there are enough people. to be completely fair, he hasn't done anything to detract from my personal enjoyment of this event, so i have no real cause to hate him. on the official side, he did send out his secret santa gift (which contained no dollar store items at all, as far as i can tell) late, but so did a handful of other people-- even 10k volt ghost didn't send his stuff out until the 9th-- but it turned out fine, because if you followed the directions and sent it at least via priority mail, then your secret santa would still have plenty of time to post photos. on the subject of photos, microshock did post his pictures before the deadline passed while there were other people who could not/did not. granted, he did say he was going to do mini-reviews of the movies, and then didn't do them, but at least he posted the photos. also granted, the photos should have been resized and less blurry, but to be totally fair, it took me a while to figure out the settings when i first started using a digital camera a few years back. his attitude throughout has been rather off-putting, but reading the past posts, anyone can see that escalation was on both sides, and that our pickled patriarch rog asked that we not bitch and moan in the official event thread. i'm not religious at all, but christmas is still a time for giving, forgiving, and being with loved ones. i'm not exactly defending microshock, and i would not cry if he was banned from next year's event, but i don't think it's completely fair to relentlessly attack him. that's just my two cents. carry on!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 12:47 AM       
Thanks kakumei. It's not going to change what they think though, they're little adults who don't get presents *sniff sniff*
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 01:08 AM       
^^^

Yeah, that isn't a deliberate provocation.

And "It's not going to change what they think though" is priceless.

Pot... meet kettle
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 09:45 AM       
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Thanks kakumei. It's not going to change what they think though, they're little adults who don't get presents *sniff sniff*
We think what we think because of how you have been acting during this event. Even now you're being a dick.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 02:40 PM       
Pretending to be in a hospital is excuse enough now? How convenient
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 06:44 PM       
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Pretending to be in a hospital is excuse enough now? How convenient
Seriously?

Does ANYONE want this fucking brat to be back next year? I say we take the democratic route and have a vote.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 06:48 PM       
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Seriously?

Does ANYONE want this fucking brat to be back next year? I say we take the democratic route and have a vote.
You don't even know he was in the hospital. He could've been jerking off for 24 days straight and completely forgotten about this and then when the time came, OH WAIT, I NEED AN EXCUSE.

At least poppers had the decency to tell someone.

The idiots in this forum just baffle me. Zomboid, just trade in your car for 3 dollars ( its approximate value) and go get some medical attention.

I am right, you are wrong, just admit to it. I will be in every future secret santa event on here. I will. You can choose not to be.

I don't think I'll be nice here anymore, because I don't appreciate getting bashed for not taking pictures of shit from thrift shops. Captain, if you spent the money on something decent instead of a bunch of crap, maybe I'd get my pictures out faster.

I don't need a tiny bamboo waterfall with a hair in it or a used cap. And I don't need a Wolverine figure with broken claws. You didn't spend any money on it other than shipping.

The gifts I sent my person, I did spend money. My money that I earned because oh I am not a spoiled kid, I actually have a job taking care of animals.

Zomboid, you're too much of a piece of shit to even show your face on here.

You whining will not get me banned from the event, because I did more for this event than any of you did. No one even had the consideration to think WHY I didn't post my pictures for 2 weeks.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 07:11 PM       
Seriously Microshock, Go fuck yourself.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 07:13 PM       
You first?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 07:17 PM       
Just tell me, how exactly you did more than any of us?

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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 07:30 PM       
Next year would be 2011. This year is 2010. Idiots don't even know what year they're in
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 07:32 PM       
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Guys, mind if I run the event next year. And furthermore mind if I add a rule or two when I do?
You got my vote. We can pair Microshock with himself. So he can participate.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 07:33 PM       
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Next year would be 2011. This year is 2010. Idiots don't even know what year they're in
So avoiding my question then?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 08:01 PM       
Ok, guys. Microshock has obviously devolved into a complete troll at this point.
Can we stop feeding him (at least in this thread), please?
I just don't want to let him to ruin this thread as well.

Babs will post his photos soon, and then the thread will get locked.
We just have to hold out a little longer.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 08:04 PM       
Well I'm glad to have at least one voice of reason.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 08:23 PM       
A question usually has a question mark Batman. You simply put a statement
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 10:08 PM       
i'm not exactly following this but dextire should run the event this year

he kept amazing track of everything last year
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Old Jan 2nd, 2010, 10:20 PM       
Dextire or pentegarn are good in my book.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 12:49 AM       
Ah, a separate thread, I can unload here quite nicely as this is now NOT the Secret Santa thread.

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I don't think I'll be nice here anymore, because I don't appreciate getting bashed for not taking pictures of shit from thrift shops. Captain, if you spent the money on something decent instead of a bunch of crap, maybe I'd get my pictures out faster.

I don't need a tiny bamboo waterfall with a hair in it or a used cap. And I don't need a Wolverine figure with broken claws. You didn't spend any money on it other than shipping.
Wow, you have some nerve.

First, when are you ever nice?

Second, Captains gifts weren't up to your high standards, eh Microshock? It wasn't up to the high standards of such gifts as:

an enormous red bow
a massager sponge
4 packs of gum
a poncho
devil horns (that don't light up like they were supposed to)
a hair clip
a pencil topper
a losing scratched lottery ticket
and some sort of fish toy

Or:

A pregnant pilates DVD
A pacifier
Latex gloves
A fashion girl doll
A santa hat
A foot scrubber
A Shrek scrubber
A dog chew toy
A hand mirror
some 25 cent dino toy
A pirate toy

Well, after those gems I can see why you would have such high standards for the Secret Santa gifts you receive

You are the worst human being I have ever had the displeasure to interact with. You are immature, unpleasant, delusional, paranoid, you have an unearned sense of entitlement. Socialists laugh at how you are bad for America. Small dogs run in fear of your horrible aura. Little children feel a sense of foreboding in your presence. You have a higher Thetan level than Tom Cruise. You are the reason The View is still on the air. The hot air you spew causes 90% of Global Warming. If you died, all cancer cells would probably die too because, who would lead them? Your existence is likely responsible for Rosie O'Donnel having a career.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 01:40 AM       
Not to add on to the pile, but after Microshock called Captain's most impressive haul of comic books, movies, and various other stuff "shit from thrift shops", I thought I would point out that at least one of the two gifts that Microshock sent was most certainly just something he had sitting around his house.
As evidenced by it being addressed to him, as a gift from someone else.

Now I always get confused on this; does this situation count as being hypocrite, ironic, or the pot kettle thing?

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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 01:42 AM       
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Now I always get confused on this; does this situation count as being hypocrite, ironic, or the pot kettle thing?
Yes
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Old Jan 3rd, 2010, 01:58 AM       
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