Hi everybody!

[Retarded Nun]

I'm the latest character. I just wanted to introduce myself so we can all get acquainted before I start getting on all your nerves by repeatedly inserting my lame posts into your topics.

I may be stupid, but the person responsible for me thinks I'm quite hilarious at the moment and I'll be posting here until he gets tired of me.

[FartinMowler]

This guy is talking in the second person.

[Esuohlim]

I'm tired of this sudden influx of bad threads/members.

[Wiffles]

Hello and welcome. Don't forget to enjoy your stay ^_^

[noob3]

Since when did all characters have to imitate annoying newbies? I thought characters were suppose to be funny, or interesting or something?

[FS]

It's been too long since there's been a really good character. Now everyone thinks a character is someone who's intentionally being annoying because we see megaretards introduce themselves and think they can't possibly be real, and accuse them of being characters.

:drruth

[The Unseen]

Thats why they dont come back

[kellychaos]

According to my calculations, I was initially accused of being five different people. Am I so ordinary as to make my identity liable to confusion with so many other users? ... AND ... is that a record?

[Matt Harty]

I think your the only one that keeps a count.