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Old May 21st, 2012, 12:48 PM       
Yeah, Hunter would never do that
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Old May 21st, 2012, 02:22 PM       
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Dude, you can't fabricate shit in journalism, that's like the number one rule
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"[The witness was telling the WHOLE TRUTH;] Terrible things, incomprehensible things", he shouted, "things that would drive a man mad!"
He stared wildly at them.
"Or in my case," he said, "half-mad. I'm a journalist."
"You mean," said Arthur quietly, "that you are used to confronting the truth?"
"No", said the man with a puzzled frown, "I mean that I made an excuse and left early."
That is the number one rule of journalism.
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Old May 21st, 2012, 03:23 PM       
Wouldn't that sort of fabrication fit better in Guitar Woman's ethos if he had rather posted on an online forum for years pretending to be a homeless person?

OMG GW is womti.
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Old May 21st, 2012, 05:52 PM       
#1 rule of politicians is to do the bidding of the majority.
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Old May 21st, 2012, 06:48 PM       
the #1 rule for humans is to always be good and never say anything bad to others
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Old May 22nd, 2012, 02:55 AM       
BOILING HEAT, SUMMER STENCH
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Old May 22nd, 2012, 08:43 PM       
I'm in Georgia, and I drank wine.

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Old May 22nd, 2012, 08:47 PM       
I don't have health insurance anymore

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Old May 22nd, 2012, 09:02 PM       
that sucks. Have some wine, but not enough to cause liver problems

It's storming scary outside but I'm cool with that because the beachcombing is always awesome the next day.
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Old May 22nd, 2012, 09:21 PM       
It'll probably be fixed in a month or two, anyway. I need a copy of my birth certificate.
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Old May 22nd, 2012, 10:27 PM       
I answered a question for a phone survey with "I like to put the fear in them. The fear is what I call my dick," today.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 07:48 AM       
my dog has a tick on his lip and i don't know how to yank it off without him flipping shit.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 09:35 AM       
on the inside or the outside? You can try coating with oil and getting it to back out, then grabbing it
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 11:17 AM       
vegetable oil or what?

it's right on the edge. i guess it's more on the inside, but barely. it's right along/near the split beneath his nose.

i woke up this morning and noticed he had one on his face, directly between his eyes. got that one off and we noticed the other one. we put on some frontline or whatever flea stuff we give him (he's overdue anyway) with hopes that would have some effect on the tick, but apparently that only protects against fleas and lice.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 11:24 AM       
If you can get someone to hold him, I'd recommend striking a match, blowing it out, and immediately touching it to the tick. If you can't move quick enough, or the match igniting scares the dog, you can always heat a fork or knife with a lighter and touch it to the tick.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 11:55 AM       
They've been saying that the heat thing is a myth and only makes the tick dig in further. I hear the Vaseline oil thing works best because it suffocates the tick and it has to pull it's head out to breath. Keeping a dog from licking oil off of his lip is going to be near impossible.
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 12:08 PM       
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Old May 23rd, 2012, 01:14 PM       
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A) AVOID THE TICK HABITAT

During the tick season, try to reduce your cat's access to bush areas known to harbour ticks. Keep lawns and shrubs short and remove compost material from backyards.
http://forums.organicgardening.com/e...1/m/8011055501

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Old May 24th, 2012, 06:17 AM       
theres a black widow that sits where i smoke bowls and ive been blowing smoke at it.

everytime it falls offf its web and crumples up into a ball for the entire time i smoke

the next day its there chillin again

maybe try to get the tick stoned
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Old May 24th, 2012, 08:37 AM       
lol i'm not blowing smoke into my neurotic dog's face.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 08:40 AM       
also fuck google

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Old May 24th, 2012, 12:24 PM       
The third one is a jumping spider! That was what I studied in Biology, mainly.
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Old May 24th, 2012, 12:42 PM       
if your dogs neurotic it sounds like he needs a bowl or two
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Old May 24th, 2012, 10:15 PM       
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Old May 24th, 2012, 11:00 PM       
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theres a black widowwoman that sits where i smoke bowls and ive been blowing smoke at it.

everytime it falls offf its web and crumples up into a ball for the entire time i smoke

the next day its there chillin again

maybe try to get the tick stoned
I thought you said that at first.
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