ATTENTION MIDWEST MOCKERS

[Anonymous]

(Posts split to mock wars)

[liquidstatik]

hello laides :D

im going, of course. me and IS are going to do it.

[sspadowsky]

BUMP.

[Raize]

I live in Iowa, but I don't know you guys well enough and I have enough sausage parties to go to up here.

[ItalianStereotype]

thank you for sharing that. rest easy knowing that your presence will be sorely missed!

[McClain]

I'm thinking about dying my hair silver so I look like one of those old guys who looks far too young to be old. Eh?

[Dole]

Do that, and waer an adult nappy and put a pacifier in yer gob just to really confuse people. And shit yerself a bit.

[sspadowsky]

I've met him before, Dole. He does that anyway.

[noob3]

i live in oklahoma i'll drive down whos all going to be there i might be there if everyone wasnt like who are you cuz i'd have to be like noob THREE that'd suck but i could just be like hi i am noob-e haha and we'd all chill and get high

[ziggytrix]

Noob, you gotta go! Though I wouldn't recommend bringing drugs across the state line, you know how them Texas state troopers are.

But don't worry, Austin is the music capitol of the South, and as such is surely a land of milk and honey (if by milk and honey I meant drugs and booze).

[McClain]

Have we decided on dates yet? Last weekend in Feb or first weekend in March? I NEED TO KNOW, DAMNIT. Who's on the committee? What does someone gotta' do (that doesn't involve rimming or giblet gravy) to get some answers?

[ItalianStereotype]

so far we're leaning more towards the first weekend of march.

[Spooky]

if theres ever some kind of thing that means i dont have to drive more than an hour and a half away, ill go.

[hix1122]

Wow, if I was invited, lived anywhere near Texas, wasnt a freshman in high school, and didn't hate you guys so much, I would go!

[executioneer]

lol this is probably the closest a mock meeting will ever get to me huh

[executioneer]

and i hear texas has enormous earwigs

[McClain]

Psshh. We call them "earwigs" here in Texas, but they're actually TREMORS. But you know, everything is bigger in Texas.

(For the record, I loathe that phrase)

[executioneer]

the insects in texas are bigger because it is a warmer climate

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

so far we're leaning more towards the first weekend of march.

SxSW isn't til March 18th if y'all were interested in scheduling around that. It's getting close...

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by executioneer

lol this is probably the closest a mock meeting will ever get to me huh

West coast shaft. Just because there aren't "enough" of us to make it worth everyone's "hassel" to travel for, even halfway reasonable places like Nevada are out of the question. Ppeh, enjoy your rattlesnake burgers, cavemen. I have a scientology meeting to attend, hmph!

[ziggytrix]

WTF ever. There have been plenty of gatherings of West Coast mockers. Just cuz YOU weren't invited doesn't mean they haven't happened.

Shit man, it's not like you have to get committee approval, just set a date and a location and start begging people to come hang out, BLAMMO, instant mockmeet.

[McClain]

So now the meeting is during the second weekend in March? Feck man, this is getting complicated.
We've got an actor dropping in on Friday (first name rhymes with "bat" and his last name rhymes with "NcConaughey") so that'll be a full work day. And I'm supposed to work Saturday, but I might be able to switch. THIS IS WHY I PLANNED AROUND THE FIRST WEEKEND!
You guys just might have screwed yourself out of a McClain appearance.

[ItalianStereotype]

we never set it for the second weekend. in fact, since sspad is being a super fag and can't make it, we were talking about rescheduling in April or May.

[McClain]

If that's the case than I definitely can't go. The only reason Feb/March works for me is because my wife and daughter are gone. Tell Sam to get his ass in gear!

[ItalianStereotype]

I have chloroform and plenty of trunk space. you will be there.