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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 12:09 PM       
"Well, I can certainly fight if I have to. And I don't kill innocent people."

-- Jonathan Clement
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 12:14 PM       
Wasn't JC also a fast runner?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
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"Jesus was NOT gay. That's another myth. Don't listen the KKK. They're wrong."

-Jonathan Clement
Wait, when did he say that?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
He sure got to "know" a few men in his time.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 12:43 PM       
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Wait, when did he say that?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 01:05 PM       
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Huh? What does that post have to do with running fast?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 01:42 PM       
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Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 01:46 PM       
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Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.

I think there was a Ramones song about it.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 01:54 PM       
ZQ, do some reading.

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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 02:08 PM       
In one of my books there's a story about the Dead Boys giving Joey Ramone a nazi Mother's Cross to make him an honorary Dead Boy. And he was like, "What am I supposed to do with this?". They didn't even realize he was Jewish.

And KKK Took My Baby Away was about Johnny stealing Joey's girlfriend Linda...Johnny had a KKK membership card he carried in his wallet as a joke.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
I request that Kitsa's custom title be locked to read Ramones Historian.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 02:14 PM       
NO. Kahl says I'm a teacup of fuckin' sunshine
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 03:11 PM       
Ah, thanks Tadao! Fantastic. The Church of I-Mockery might just get a deist.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 04:22 PM       
Its hard to tell, but I think thats Clement running from the cops.

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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 06:02 PM       
Nah, they'd need a double-wide van for him.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 06:13 PM       
I believe to correct way for piggies to travel is hog-tied and gagged so they don't whine the entire way to the slaughterhouse.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 07:55 PM       
With an apple?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
In this case I recommend a Twinkie.
It'll keep the little guy busy for awhile.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 08:11 PM       
you guys are pretty brutal.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 08:29 PM       
Twinkie dangling from the ceiling; if he gets it right away, that sucker's gone before you can blink.
Maybe a spoonful of peanut butter would work better?
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 08:39 PM       
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Twinkie dangling from the ceiling; if he gets it right away, that sucker's gone before you can blink.
Maybe a spoonful of peanut butter would work better?
NEVER use peanut butter, it excites them.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 09:04 PM       
Oh; then he'll piddle on the floor. And he was doing so well.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 09:23 PM       
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Wtf? I don't even want to know why he thinks the KKK teaches that Jesus was gay.
They don't. I was just putting random sentences all over the place.

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Its hard to tell, but I think thats Clement running from the cops.


Further reinforces the idea that the vast majority of criminals are stupid.

And I'm not from Ontario. I'm from B.C.
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Did anyone hear squealing?
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