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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 02:23 PM        Fuck
Whats up with guys and their fucking cheating?... You go out with a guy for 6 months just to find out hes been fucking the bimbo next door..
"oooh baby, i didnt mean it... I was drunk and she took advantage of me.." blah blah blah

"cmon you kno how much you wanted a threesome. I was just trying to find the right girl before hand." Yeah a threesome, with a girl thats not oing to be sufficating me when she gets on top.

but im not lame enough to beleive any of the fucckin excuses.
You guys are fucking pigs!!!!
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 02:44 PM       
What's up with girls and their bitching? Am I right, guys?
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 02:53 PM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 03:08 PM       
what's up with girls dating morons ?
Oh, wait ...
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 03:15 PM       
well whatever.. dont commit yourself to one girl, if your going to act like that.. i just believe cheating is wrong.. your dealing with poeples emotions
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 03:17 PM       
Wise words coming from eat me up.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 03:37 PM       
Treat your boyfriend nicer. He'll tell you when he's cheating on you next time.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
Wait, isn't this the same guy who couldn't give you an orgasm in under 60 seconds?


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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
If that's the case, let him practice on the bitch until he gets it right. Don't obsess over the fumbling fucktard.
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:03 PM       
ha... i was cheated on and the makes me a bitch.

and the whole orgasm thing.. what girl does have a fucking orgasm.
half admit to faking an orgasm.. And dont even try to deny it
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
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Treat your boyfriend nicer. He'll tell you when he's cheating on you next time.
Are you fucking retarded... Yeah ill be nice to him so he admits hes cheating. In general im a real nice person, but when it comes to boyfriends fucking some fat chick he didnt even know then ill treat them like hell...

Before you know ill bash both their fuckn heads in
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:39 PM       
ARE YOU PMSING OR WHAT? AM I RIGHT GUYS?
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:42 PM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
aww... whatever
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
When I masturbate I have to fake an orgasm
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Old Jun 5th, 2004, 10:29 PM       
EATXMEXXUPXEATX, YOU GO GRIL

THE INTERNERT IS A GREAT PLACE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, AND SINCE I'M NEW PEOPLE HOW ABOUT YOU MEET ME? I PROMISE I WON'T LET YOU FIND OUT ABOUT OTHER CHICKS I WILL MOST-DEFINITELY FUCK INSTEAD OF YOU AND YOUR PUTRID VAGINAL AREA.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 12:49 AM       
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what girl does have a fucking orgasm.
Your boyfriend is a fucking loser.

Either that or you're poorly constructed downstairs.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 01:11 AM       
im perfectly fine...

he hated the fact i wasnt willing to put out time he wanted it
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 01:23 AM       
I BET YOU LOOK BAD AND HE'S TOO ASHAMED TO FUCK YOU THAT HE DOSN'T EVEN GIVE YOU A REACH-AROUND. HE'S TIRED OF ZITS ON THA CLIT
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 01:32 AM       
are looks really all that important.. seriously?

someone can have the best personality and yet lacks certain physical features.
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 01:35 AM       
LIKE TITS AND A VAGINA
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 02:42 AM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2004, 05:32 AM       
how old are you, again ?
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 09:14 AM       
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Old Jun 7th, 2004, 12:57 PM       
I like how some girls enjoy classifying all men as a species when they are emotionally harmed by one, but when that same man says a few kind words and buys her a t-shirt that guy is suddenly the most amazing person who ever lived.
I'm wondering why whiney girls also complain about thier men pressuring them constantly for sex. I am pretty sure it isn't a coincidence that they are the same guys who cheat and are jerks and so on. Here's my point: You have bad taste in men. Some girls just like jerks for some reason. "But all of my friends b/fs are jerks too and everyone I know, because all men are jerks, wah wah waah." I know there are pleanty of women with "good taste" out there, because those are the only kind I date.
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