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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 07:50 PM        Are YOU a seventeen year old with a moustache?
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
I was a 10 year old with a mustache. Puberty hit me like terrorists hit the WTC.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
I'm a sixteen year old with a hella cool beard, like Jon Fishman from Phish used to have. Its badass, and draws the womenfolk.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:16 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
I have a seventeen year old mustache.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
I got my first pubes when I was 10. I was the king of the fucking change room, believe you me.
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:17 PM       
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:26 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
I would rub my little pubes in all the hairless kids' faces and say, "See this, Powder? This is why I'm the daddy!"
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:28 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2003, 09:31 PM       
but I don't wanna shave.
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 10:16 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2003, 10:34 AM       
by the time i was 13 i had a full mustache and my arms looked likeweird al's hair
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Old Feb 26th, 2003, 08:14 PM       
My dad was a military officer. He would have strangled me with a grapefruit spoon if I would have tried to sport a moustache @ 17.
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