I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Rongi]

DON CARLSON: FAMOUS RAPIST

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Accusing someone of threatening to harm our president is NOT the same thing as mocking someone. It's a malicious statement of disinformation

Disinformation? Then how do you explain this?

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

You're gonna get soooo raped, President Obama

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, once bet $100 that he could rape and eat more people than Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Rongi]

This is way too amusing, I need to go back to studying instead of picking on FAMOUS MOLESTER AND PRESIDENT HATER DON CARLSON

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, once went through at least 12 tires a week because of all the orphans he hit with his car. His car itself shaped like a giant phallus.

[Pentegarn]

You all seem to forget the reason he hates the president, it is because the president is non-white

[Rongi]

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO HAS EVER WANTED TO HIRE DON CARLSON, PORTLAND ANIMATOR:

DON'T

[Pentegarn]

You forgot the

[ItalianStereotype]

Don Carlson, Portland animator, can also be paid for his services in time spent with your prepubescent child.

[executioneer]

TO BE CLEAR: DON CARLSON IS GOING TO BOMB THE PRESIDENT, AND THEN RAPE WHATEVER'S LEFT

SOUNDS LIKE A REAL SICKO TO ME

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

You forgot the

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PRAM MAVEN HATES
BLACK PEOPLE

:them oreyouknow:themoreyo uknow :them oreyouknow

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Rongi

DON CARLSON: FAMOUS RAPIST

I should correct that to:

DON CARLSON: FAMOUS BOMBER/RAPIST

[Rongi]

[spoilers]This thread went from being horrible to beautiful in a very short amount of time[/spoilers]

[Rongi]

Spoilers!

That last thing I did I did that on purpose

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by executioneer

TO BE CLEAR: DON CARLSON IS GOING TO BOMB THE PRESIDENT, AND THEN RAPE WHATEVER'S LEFT

SOUNDS LIKE A REAL SICKO TO ME

TO CLARIFY THIS MEANS DON CARLSON, PORTLAND ANIMATOR AND TERRORIST RACIST RAPIST IS ALSO A NECROPHILIAC

[Rongi]

i have a crush on my german teacher, i wonder if she knows

i started talking to her through email about german authors. i suggested she read thomas bernhard. i'm afraid she's going to read "The Loser" and then think I'm a psycho for suggesting such a nihilistic, misanthropic book

[kahljorn]

Originally Posted by Rongi

I'm going to one of the best Universities in the North East, I have an active and fulfilling social life and this summer I will be studying in Germany.

You, Pram Maven, post on an internet forum where no one likes you, you are completely and utterly socially inept, you have threatened to kill yourself on here a few times, you have no creative talent and your reputation around here is that you're a racist child molester

fuck you man you stole my life plan

are you going to NYU??

[Pram Maven]

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[Rongi]

U MAD?

[kahljorn]

if he laughs at our jokes eventually he will fit in

[Rongi]

no, i'm not going to NYU. NYU is ridiculously expensive

I go to Binghamton University (Don Carlson if you are reading this please don't try to come here and bomb/rape me)

[kahljorn]

Oh. I was thinking of going to NYU because they're supposed to have one of the best philosophy programs in north america.

but i also want to study in germany eventually.

Binghamton? MORE LIKE BOMBHAMTON WHEN PRAMMAVEN GETS THROUGH WITH IT

[Rongi]

NYU is a fantastic school and I have met some very cool people who go there (a lot of my friends from High School go to NYU). I have also met a lot of dildos who go to NYU, but NYC is full of dildos anyway. If you can somehow afford to go, go for it.

I'm majoring in psychology (i switched from neuroscience because i am not smart enough to handle really intense chemistry classes)

[Rongi]

Binghamton is basically NYU for people who couldn't afford NYU, btw

[k0k0]

Sometimes when Don Carlson, shoddy clay animator, is alone, he licks his cat's anus and imagines that it is a child's. This is how he prevents himself from giving in to temptation on a daily basis. Oh, and did I mention that he fashions a prosthetic child buttox out of clay for his cat to wear? How sick!