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Old May 21st, 2008, 12:00 PM        Things I Learned From Watching An Episode Of Def Comedy Jam
Black people don't give two weeks notice when they leave a job.
All Black people know each other.
Black people dance well.
All Black people smoke weed.
Black people have bad credit.
Black people can recognise their friends in the neighbourhood just by the sound of their guns.
White people are really bad at playing sports.
Black parents beat up their kids.
White police officers target black people so that they can copy what they wear when they're off duty.
White men are named Bob.
White people love eating Macaroni & Cheese.
Black people always die in movies.
Black people are not good at ice-hockey because there's no ice in Africa.
Black people never get kidnapped by terrorists.
White people like catching snakes and crocodiles.
School Newspapers from Black neighbourhoods have Obituary sections.
White people are hung like a horse. If that horse is called "My Little Pony".



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Old May 21st, 2008, 02:28 PM       
JESUS WAS BLACK AND SO WAS CLEOPATRA KNOW YOUR FACTS WHITE PEOPLE!
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Old May 21st, 2008, 02:31 PM       
black people get away with things in the dark
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Old May 21st, 2008, 04:00 PM       
OH NO YOU DI'IN'T!
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 02:43 AM       
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:07 AM       
T-Rex stop making threads, ok
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 11:25 AM       
Man, that's like telling Beethoven to stop busting out the jams.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 01:57 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 04:52 PM       
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Did you know I blow midgets and they cum Skittles?
Groovy dude, taste the rainbow.
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 04:55 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2008, 04:59 PM       
oops, I mean you'd better stop making fun of me or illl carve you
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Old May 23rd, 2008, 03:45 AM       
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Old May 29th, 2008, 05:46 AM       
You had to watch Def Comedy Jam to learn all that?
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Old May 29th, 2008, 06:18 AM       
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He says he doesn't think Jesus was black because he had twelve white men following him. He says maybe if the apostles were the popo and Jesus had an arrest warrant LOL.
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Old May 29th, 2008, 07:46 AM       
if jesus was black wouldn't the apostles have been too
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Old May 29th, 2008, 07:53 AM       
Kamal's checking Wikipedia.
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Old May 29th, 2008, 01:14 PM       
Things I learned from reading a T-Rex thread
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Old May 29th, 2008, 03:23 PM       
If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?
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Old May 29th, 2008, 04:39 PM       
If Jesus was black, and the apostles were white= wouldn't the apostles be bitches, er women?
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Old May 29th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
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If Jesus was black there wouldn't be a book of the bible called Job am I right you guys!?
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Old May 29th, 2008, 04:46 PM       

WOMEN BE SHOPPIN, WOMEN BE SHOOPPPPPIN
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Old May 29th, 2008, 08:44 PM       
White Jesus be walking on water like that, but black jesus be walking on water like THIS
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Old May 30th, 2008, 03:55 AM       
He turned water into wine. If he was black he would've turned water into Hennessy.
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Old May 30th, 2008, 04:02 AM       
White Jesus performed miracles. Black Jesus performed a rousing tap routine with Gregory Hines.
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...I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass!"
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Old May 30th, 2008, 10:34 AM       
The real reason Jesus had a beard was because he had The Bumps real bad.
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