CHOSE YEWR OWN AVENCHARS ASSHOALE!!1

[THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR]

HELO.

maney of yuo eldarey eyemockars may woandar whare i hvae been and juast let me say tihs about taht: I DOANT WANT 2 TALK ORE THAINK ABUOT IT EVAR AGAIN EVAR

but dureng my lonng absance i feal taht i hvae matuared in maney ways in teh senze taht i doant call evaryoen fargots all teh tiame and whenevar i hear a fart jokae channces aer taht i woant laugh foaur teh rest of teh day whenvar i thiank abuot it again.

anyawy i realize taht tihs is a chose yuoar own avenchar storey thraed adn tharefore shouald be in teh stories foar the bored board but i am a rebael adn taht means posteng whare yuoar NOT suppoased to poast!1

ANYWAY HEAR IS TEH ACTSHUAL STOAREY. TEH FIARST PERSAON TO REPLEY WIATH THAIER CHOIWSE WIALL DECIADE TEH FATE OF TEH STORAEY adn let me tells yuo it is LEGENDARY adn EPIC (butt moare legendarey den epiac)


LOL I TYPED 'BUTT' INSTEAD OF 'BUT' hHAHhaha

ANYWAY
YUO aer alone in yuoar houase adn ti si nastey inside becauyse you doant cleen teh house rulley adn juast let things pyle up in pyles of thiangs so yuo deciade too go outside.

yuo rush outsiade adn begins walkeng down teh street. ti si a warm summars eve so taht means thare aer bugs of all soart includeng crikats and mosquitaos (PAY ATTENSHUN to tihs liane becauyse ti may be important latar!)

SO WAHT DO YOU FEALS LIAKE DOIENG TODAY SPANKEY?!?11


A.) go too radio shak adn builds a timae machaien.

2/) tease teh neighbaors angrey dog wiath a rag doll adn a stick

C. stomps a bee hiave

D.) go 2 McDoanalds in search of a job/TROUBAL.


THE CHOIASE SI YUOARS. GO TEAM!1

[noob3]

I choose C, stop and behave. I'll clean the house, mom!

[HickMan]

I can't even read that.

[Esuohlim]

THEN YOU ARE NOT A JOKE GETTING

[HickMan]

C

[noob3]

The joke is stale, fuck wobbler.

[The Retro Kat]

We have to be tight, 4eva.

[Helm]

I love Throat Wobblar De Mango.

[Schimid]

Every joke involving someone misspelling just about every word and typing caps is stale. :/

[Helm]

Throat wobblar cannot be beaten! He's been doing the misspelling thing quite a bit longer than most idiots, and usually underneath that he's a good read.

[Schimid]

...He's your character, isn't he?

[Helm]

Caught me there

[Schimid]

[MrAdventure]

FEEL FREE TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH SCHIMID

[Evil Robot]

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[Protoclown]

THROATY

Throat Wobblar de Mangro is not a character, and he is one of the funniest motherfuckers to have ever posted on these boards. I am happy to see that he is back.

[Grazzt]

Luxury Yacht

[THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR]

well weLL WELL ti seams tihs thread si quite teh talk of teh toawn!! quite teh bee's knees if yuo wiall. get it? bees knees becauyse soon we wiall be stompaing bee hives haHAha shut up

noaw befoare i gets back two narratshuning teh stoarey i hvae somaething too tell all teh peepole who doubt my superioraity adn strikeng highbroaw humoar:

eat rOADKILL

liake helm said i am teh funnyiest persoan in teh woarld let alone tehse boards adn if yuo doant agree tehn obviaousley yuo arent my friends NOR GOOD MARIAGE MATERIAL.

BTW NOOB3: yuoar webcam told me ti wsa sick of lookeng at yuoar unibrow all day whaile yuo recite passages from 'LITTAL WOMEN' HhhHAHhahahahHAHa ROFLOL

BACK TOO TEH STOAREY JACK

haveng noatehng bettar too do othar than stomps a bee hiave, yuo decides too stomps a bee hive. walkeng doawn teh road ti isant loang befoare yuo fiand a fresh bee hiave readey foaur the stompieng. angaray bees swarms in adn out, readey too protect thaier hive and sweet queen at ANY COST.

wiaht a toothey grin, yuo raise yuoar boot ovar teh bee hiave adn brings ti dowan! a FLUAREY of FLURIOUS bees flys froam teh crushed hiave, surrouandeng yuo!

SHIT! WIALL YUO

a) take ouat yuoar sell phoane adn dial 911
b - CLIMB A TREE AND THROW PINECOANES!!!!!!111 (tihs si teh best oen)
c) jump into a birdbath adn flop aruond
4 run intwo teh haunted haouse

[FS]

Either Throaty changed his angle, or this is an imposter.

[Jixby Phillips]

b.

[Protoclown]

NOBODY can impersonate Throaty, FatSatan. This is the real article.

[kellychaos]

I second that "b" motion ... ASSHOALE!!1

[glowbelly]

my boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble!!

[THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR]

A WISE CHOIWSE JIXBY FILBATS!!!!11

thiankeng fastar tehn teh speed of lite, yuo cliambs teh tree fastar tehn teh spead of fast!!1 teh bees quickley persue tho!!!1 yuo can practicalley see teh hatred in thair eyes adn feal teh fite in their stingars. ONE TIHNG SI FOAUR SURE...

...!

TEHY WANT BLOODS!!1

ti si at tihs poiant taht yuo hvae a flashback so real taht yuo almoast blank out adn fall out teh tree liake a scaredey gural. ti si a memoray of wehn yuo ware two, sitteng on a couach whiale yuoar brothar layed dead on teh floor (tihs wsa not unsusual). YUO AER EATENG CHIPS!!11 not too menshun watcheng teh BOOB TUBE. a natare show si on and coiancicdent coincidentamalelley.. suprisengly ti si a natare show abuot BEES.

"BEES AFRAID OF PINE CONES" says teh natare host (i thiank ti wsa jack hannah or rickey lake I DOANT KNOW!!!)!11

"OMG THROW TEH PINE CONE" yuoar arm says as yuo snapps out teh dream. but whare can yuo fiand a pine cones?!?!1

"OVAR HARE!!1" yuoar arm shouts again as yuo adn teh arm yank a pine cone froam a nearbey squirreal hoale.

"I HOAP YUOAR YELLOAW JACKATS MATCH WELL WIATH PINE CONES BUG BRAINS!!!!11" screams you as yuo throw pine cone. ti woraks adn all the bees expload, curseng!!11

YUIO AER A WIN!!!!!!!1111111111111111

YUO HVAE GAINED +15 EXPERIANCE POIANTS

YUO HVAE GAINED +5 REPUTATSHUN

YUIO HAVE MULTIPAL CHOIACES AGAEN

DO YUO:

A.) search teh stoamped bee hiave foar treasure!1 (thare may be gold ore a swoard thare)

b) tak off yuoar pants adn LET TEH GOOD TIAMES ROLL
c staey up in teh tree adn throaw watar ballooons if somaeoane comes bye liake me adn my friand did oance if i wsant lyeng.

[glowbelly]

bee.

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