Well, what did I miss?

[Kalashnikov]

I'm back, for those who thought I was long gone. Just had to lay low for a while, after getting in a lil' mess with Los Federales. Anyways, now that the shit cleared up, I'm back at home, ready to take your calls. Line one, you're on the air..........

Como estan mi gente? Robandose carros o robandose gallos, ah?

[James]

Originally Posted by Kalashnikov

Just had to lay low for a while, after getting in a lil' mess with Los Federales.

Why? Did you try to take after you dad and shoot at them?

[Kalashnikov]

Na, I'll just save my ammo for when I'm in Conneticut. It was just a lil' problem regarding distribution of a certain type of oregano, and a second-hand "BB gun", which had quite a history to it.........

[Anonymous]

You are so lame

[Kalashnikov]

Gee Choji, I missed ya buddy! C'mere and give ol' JB a hug.

[Les Waste]

What's really sad is that there are two people (three if you count Xandor to be a seperate person, which nobody does) who have come here since Jerseyboy left who are far more annoying than Jerseyboy.

[Evil Robot]

While you were gone, well lets see...... oh yeah! I-mockery became a racist shithole, and some guy named kalishnakov dissapeared for a while. I think the white police department arrested him for looking different.

[Rongi]

Especially that Fartinmowler asshead :/

[Les Waste]

I forgot about him. So really it's three, and four if you count Xandor, which of course nobody does.

I'm probably forgetting more douchebags. I hate all of you cocks

[James]

Na, I'll just save my ammo for when I'm in Conneticut.

Don't you remember Elian? We don't let your kind in.

And don't say "He was Cuban." All you filthy tacomakers look alike covered in your own shit.

It was just a lil' problem regarding distribution of a certain type of oregano, and a second-hand "BB gun", which had quite a history to it.........

Wow, you are quite the rebel! Yeah, fuck da police man!

[GnrySgtHartman]

877 posts?

[whoreable]

When my brother wolfman died he left me his mustache and beard.
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[James]

For the record, all Gnry's going to post from now on is my current post count.

Which is a step above in quality.

[CaptainBubba]

You avatar is EL SEXO GRANDE KASHLINKOV!

Major sexiness we are talking of here at this moment.

Are you russian and DID YOU REALLY GET ARRESTED? So did I...

AHAHAHA I was LYING! But this is over the internet so you couldn't tell!

sucker.

[Anonymous]

I hate assholes on this board who leave for months at a time and then come back and start posting like they own the place.