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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:18 PM        Dell Dude In Pot Bust
Dude, you're getting a cell........

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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:18 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:19 PM       
What about the people who were on pot when they decided it would be a good idea to hire them as the official Dell spokesbitch? Do they get a cell too?
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
damn i thought maybe you came up with that pun all on your own. but it ends up you stole it
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:24 PM       
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damn i thought maybe you came up with that pun all on your own. but it ends up you stole it
Thats what I was loling at
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 01:40 PM       
Finally, that twitchy Dell meth-ravaged freak is where he belongs, locked away from society. I only hope these new "Dell Interns" can pull their own and live up to his standard of annoyance. Please Jesus see me through this.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:18 PM       
Dude! I am so not surprised!
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
A thread about pot from Jerseyboy! Imagine that.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:05 PM       
LOL, MAYBE HE SMOKES POT OR SOMETHING

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WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 01:12 PM       
i'm not surprised either...

job description: act like a flaming homo and irritate the hell out of everyone that sees you on TV and you'll know about it. DELL will then announce that you'll be fired in the near future and you'll drift back into obscurity, but not before your pot story gets out.


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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
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was arrested
Why was he arrested? Maybe they arrest people for possession on New York, but don't typically just get a ticket for possession? I can understand the dealer getting arrested, but the only way I can imagine the annoying Dell whore getting arrested is if he tried running or something.

LOL that would be soooooooooo funny
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
I bet he tried to sell them a laptop in the Squadcar so they sodomized him with a broomhandle.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
Wouldn't want to do anything illegal now
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
Ho hey! Perhaps I could be their new spokesman!

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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
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