H. Mubarak & M. Burbank - AN EERIE COMPARISON

[McClain]

H. Mubarak & M. Burbank

They share 5 out of 7 letters in their last name, coincidentally 5 is the same number of Egyptian-American inhabitants in Salem, PA. If you take those five common letters (URBAK) and rearrange them you can spell “Rub Ka”. Ka is an Egyptian statue that represents spiritual life force. RUB THE LIFE FORCE!

One is a Jew and the other rules a land once coaxed by a Jew to release his people from slavery. Moses and Max both begin with an “M”. Max still owns slaves.

If you put their two first names together (Max & Hosni) you can spell “Ham In Sox”. Jews don’t eat ham and Egyptians don’t wear sock! SEE?!

They both have the same hair color, and undoubtedly their pubes curl at the same rate (or not at all).

They're both presidents - Hosni of Egypt and Max of the Dupesville Running Wombat's Coed Intramural T-Ball Seniors League.

They’ve both survived assassination attempts, though Max was the only one to sustain significant deformations.

Mubarak's government accused the Muslim Brotherhood of helping violent Islamic groups. Burbank’s brother accused the Islamic neighbor of being violent.

It's pretty obvious to me what's happening here.