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Old Jun 9th, 2010, 12:50 PM       
I wonder what kind of writer honestly thinks that putting a glow-in-the-dark condom duel is a great idea...
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Old Jun 9th, 2010, 08:05 PM       
maybe he was a big star wars fan as a kid but his parents couldn't afford those cheap lightsaber toys
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Old Jun 9th, 2010, 08:11 PM       
I'm not gonna lie; if I was gay, or drunk enough, I'd probably have a glowing dick fight.
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glowing dick fight could totally be an aphorism for life.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 12:52 AM       
i came so hard i could see in the dark
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 10:05 AM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 06:21 AM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 07:20 AM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2010, 08:52 AM       
I haven't had sex for ages. I think I'm turning back into a virgin.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 03:23 AM       
First experience buying condoms: Immediately accosted by a religious soccer-mom, calling us 'sinful teenagers'. Way to teach your twelve-year-old kid next to you to be responsible, lady.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 06:13 AM       
Seriously? I would have whipped it out and got her to put it on or me.

Actually, I think I might go and buy some condoms to make it feel like I might have sex some time soon.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 09:07 AM       
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Seriously? I would have whipped it out and got her to put it on or me.

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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 01:21 PM       
We Christians believe responsibility is a sin. This is because you are taking your life out of gods hands. Without the condoms the fate of you and your lover are at the mercy of god and you have thus surrendered yourself to him. With the condoms you have taken gods power away.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 06:42 PM       
man i thought that said CONDOMS OF FAAAAAAATTTEEEE which i thought was pretty cool.

THE FIRST TIME I BOUGHT CONDOMS I STOLE THEM WITH A CARTON OF CIGARETTES
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 08:27 PM       
I think I might start referring to all condoms as Condoms of Fate. We'll see how long before she catches on.
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Old Jun 24th, 2010, 09:38 PM       
when you say "CONDOMS OF FATE" will you do like some crazy scientist/mystic shit on the fate part so that you're like, "THE CONDOMS OF FAAAaaaTTEEE"

cause thats how i would do it everytime
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 12:52 AM       
Maybe I should make a Tesla coil, so I can cue it to shoot lightning while I blast my lines.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 10:25 AM       
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Condom

The plot for this sounds kinda stupid but it actually is a really good movie, thematically at least. Caught it late night on a movie channel in like '99.
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Old Jun 25th, 2010, 11:49 AM       
Yeah I remember that, I think it was good.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 01:24 AM       
So, uh, guess it's worth mentioning that I've thwarted my destiny as the nerdy virgin.
*cough*
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 01:53 AM       
ARE YOU NO LONGER A NERD???? PICS YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

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