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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 12:05 AM        mitch hedberg :(
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 12:08 AM       
"I don't know I guess part of me always felt this way." replied Sonic with parts sadness and joy.

"Wonder what Sally will say when she finds out!" chuckled Knuckles.

"Probably have a heart-attack!" replied Sonic grinning.

Sonic 's eyes drifted downward to Knuckles's groin and he saw that a tent had decided to set itself up in Knuckles's trousers. "Bet you must have been been popular with the girls at one time." chuckled Sonic.

At this comment Knuckles replied " ... Ah ... no ... not really!"

Sonic's smile increased and he looked up at Knuckles and said "Are you telling me you're still a virgin?"

Knuckles nodded shyly.

"I guess we shall have to sort that out right now then." replied Sonic. Sonic undone the belt of Knuckles's trousers and pulled them down slowly and Knuckles's erect cock sprang out, Sonic gazed at it lustfully for a second before he moved in and tried to get as much of it as possible into his mouth. Knuckles groaned as Sonic's tongue slowly licked every inch of his penis.

"Oh. God, Sonic!" Knuckles groaned. Sonic continued his slow licking and sucking and before very long he felt a sticky fluid start to drip out of the head. It took another few minutes of Sonic's sucking but eventually Knuckles couldn't hold back and his cum sprayed into the unsuspecting Hedgehog's mouth. Sonic swallowed the as much of it as he could but some of it dripped out of his mouth and down his face. Knuckles kneeled on the ground and pressed his mouth to Sonic's. Knuckles tasted his own cum in Sonic's mouth and swallowed the little remainders of it.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 12:11 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 12:26 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:34 AM       
what about mitch hedberg?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:42 AM       
he ODed
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:46 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 03:17 AM       
WELL MAYBE HE DID BUT SINCE I STILL CANT FIND ANY CORROBORATION

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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 05:07 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 06:11 AM       
:/ idk
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 06:54 AM       
No way, you're fucking kidding.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 07:04 AM       
Is that Mr. Seinfeld?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 08:18 AM       
Shouldn't this be a mock war? Seems like a collection of unhappy people.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 08:24 AM       
redleader, you know you're my friend and everything, but you're kinda of an one-track mind you know?
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 09:33 AM       
He's dead? First Dudley Moore, and now this!? I don't think I can take it.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 10:05 AM       
Don't give up hope yet McClain. We're talking about a dreamer here.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 10:41 AM       
April Fool's Day is tomorrow, and everyone knows it's Craig T. Nelson who is supposed to overdose. Duh.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 10:53 AM       


I thought this was a joke. Doug Stanhope confirmed it's true.

Damn.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 10:59 AM       
Has anyone found it mentioned by any news sources?
The only place that I heard it was on Howard Stern
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:03 AM       
yeah, google isn't turning up shit. I need to know, too, cause DJ Potatoe had tickets to see him tomorrow.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 11:27 AM       
I don't know about this.....there is NOTHING on the net about it, and if anything is even 10% true, than it pops up SOMEWHERE. And when someone even MILDLY famous dies, it is front page news everywhere....and like I said..if you google it, absolutely nothing comes up. So unless Mitch dying is a well kept government secret, than I really am putting no face on this one.


And yes, I have tickets to see him tonight with my friend George here in Baltimore...so I guess I can let u guys know whats up tonight if he does his show or not.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:27 PM       
My friend called the Improv, where Mitch is supposed to be playing tonight. They have heard the rumors, but don't know the truth themselves. Official confirmation of whether tonight's show happens is supposed to be at 2:00 PM, presumably EST.
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 01:58 PM       
that's terrible if it's true!
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Old Mar 31st, 2005, 02:06 PM       
A call to Mitch's management verified that he "has passed away", but they couldnt provide any details.
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