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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 12:24 AM       
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I wish I knew anything about my family. I only know that half are well-to-do and half are likely to have more fingers than teeth.
Eh, it's a tricky situation. I don't know much about my family because the American branch begins at my great grandfather and ends with me. The rest of it is a mystery to me. We could be Sino-Russo-Mexican for all I know!
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 12:30 AM       
Biologically, my last name doesn't even belong to me. My father took it from the person who adopted him. I have no idea what my name would be otherwise nor where his father's from.

But I've gathered enough about my family to know that we're pretty much mutts, as is typical of most families who've been in America for a while.

Then again, I don't really give a damn about any of this. I look Scandinavian, anyway.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 12:33 AM       
My mother's side of the family is the German one (the ones that didn't show up in the US until the fifties), my dad's side are a bunch of coal mining hicks from Tennessee and shadowy mafioso from New Jersey from what I've been able to gather.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 12:36 AM       
My great-grandfather "did some things" for certain people in Pittsburgh, from what I understand. I didn't really ask further into it. Man had fists as big as your head, though, so I could see why.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 01:03 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 01:09 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 01:24 AM       
All I know about my family is that only one of my Mom's siblings and her family are cool, and the rest are losers who blame their shortcomings on everything but themselves. And my dad's side is full of people I don't know anything about, at all. I don't think he cares to talk to/about them much.
They're not bad people; they're just really boring.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 01:47 AM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 01:57 AM       
I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
Or other people's houses....
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 02:00 AM       
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My great-grandfather "did some things" for certain people in Pittsburgh, from what I understand. I didn't really ask further into it. Man had fists as big as your head, though, so I could see why.
That's got to be pretty terrifying considering I wear a size 7 7/8 hat. That's 25 inches .
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 02:24 AM       
I meant generally. Everyone can plainly see you've got a massive head.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 02:57 AM       
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I meant generally. Everyone can plainly see you've got a massive head.


Most people dread wearing their bathing suit to the beach, I dread going hat shopping.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 03:06 AM       
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I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 03:14 AM       
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or at least i think that's what it is

could be ponies i guess
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 03:49 AM       
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i'm putting a user spread of 2 on repping because some people are just lazoring in on others and redding them for every post in a thread

and by 'some people' i mean 'tadao', and by 'others' i mean 'babs'
I was wondering why I have two sausages. Don't get me wrong, I love italian sausages just as much as the next man does, but I'm more of a pickle guy myself.
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 03:58 AM       
they could be pickled sausages like they have sometimes in bars and shitty convenience stores
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When I stopped by a WalMart in Florida, I saw multiple shelves filled with giant jars of pickled pig feet. What the fuck, Florida
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Old Jun 26th, 2011, 04:26 AM       
Hey, don't knock the pickled pigs feet! Those motherfuckers are delicious! Not only do they taste like a chewy pickled sausage, but it looks kind of like you're eating a baby's leg/arm so you also get to feel like a zombie, or a cannibal, or whatever your bizarre fantasy is!
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