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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 04:44 AM       
Dear Willie,
What can I do to make myself get up earlier in the morning, without having to take more chemicals than I already do?
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 05:02 AM       
sam told me to tell you that he could wake you up early in the morning ;(
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 05:27 AM       
I've had more than Sam tell me that.

If I'm alone in a morning....
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 09:09 AM       
drink a glass of water (or two or three) before you go to bed!
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 09:11 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2009, 11:53 AM       
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 12:17 AM       
THANK YOU BUT THAT ISNT A QUESTION
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 12:28 AM       
William,

If ZQ takes a jab at me for no reason, does that mean she like likes me?
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 03:37 AM       
Go to hell. I called drunk Dibs on ZQ.

As my name is William I feel qualified to answer that.
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 06:48 PM       
i guess it depends on if it was a friendly jab or not!
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 12:29 AM       
dOES MY KNEE HURT?
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 03:00 AM       
um if you can't tell if your knee hurts or not i think you got bigger problems than your knee hurting
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 06:54 AM       
Lord Wille,
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Where did I put my wallet?
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 09:02 PM       
under the bed?
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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 11:35 PM       
Willie,

Why are I not intoxicated beyond belief after returning home from the parade?
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 12:16 AM       
because jonathan frakes wasn't there
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 10:33 AM       
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under the bed?
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 03:04 PM       
report them for littering it'd be hilarious

go tell them to stop
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 07:09 PM       
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Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?
burn their house down while they're asleep it'll look like they were smoking in bed
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 07:10 PM       
it's a duplex
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Old Mar 16th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
get a leaf blower and leafblow them back onto their side
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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 01:41 AM       
What is the minimum clearence for bridges along the Erie canal?
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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 04:15 AM       
50% off
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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 05:07 PM       
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Willie,

Our neighbors are constantly tossing their cigarette butts over into our driveway, where they roll and accumulate in drifts against the grass. I'm tired of going out and picking up their nasty-ass cigarette butts when there will always be more the next day. What should I do about this?
I would sweep them up into a dust pan then dump them in their mailbox, open car window, open house window or maybe just on their front porch.
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