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MentalStaples · #1

I remember when furbi came out and it was this huge craze. everyone had to buy one. but they're so annoying. they never shut up. they suck.

Esuohlim · #2

I know someone who's all "I TAUGHT MINE HOW TO SWEAR" and I'm like "OMG SHOW ME" and they're like "IT DOESN'T DO IT DURING THE DAY"

MentalStaples · #3

That is so weird....but now they have all the other robot animals too. The cats and dogs and birds....it's so stupid.

Schimid · #4

My cousin has one and it sneezes all the fucking time.

I would always make it eat my finger.

liquidstatik · #5

My sister had one and it wouldnt shut the fuck up, so we took the batteries out of it. And it started talking again about 10 minutes later... and we looked... and their was no batteries in it :o I almost shit my pants.

Im serious too, it was freaky.

HickMan · #6

Remember when some people were afraid because they might be spying on us through the little black lense? I laugh at the stupidity at people

. I had one and my friend had one too. When you put two next to each other, they start talking. Her's was talking away and mine was beeping crazily like a microwave on the fritz.

backdoorviolator · #7

i had a gizmo firby. he liked to dance alot. if he could of walked, i bet he would of went clubbin because he was so much of a dancing machine. but thenone day my nephew dropped it off the balcony and it died

Mike · #8

Last semester someone left a furby in my room so my roommate and I tried to teach it to cuss. It failed to learn so we smashed it open with a cinder block and sold its organs on the black market.

Rongi · #9

My friend put his brother's furbi in the oven

Cap'n Crunch · #10

I threw one I found at a wall. They are called Furby actually.

Esuohlim · #11

HEY CAP'N CRUNCH, REMEMBER BEENEE BAYBEES?

The Retro Kat · #12

OR YO-YO'S?

Am i playing the game right?

ScruU2wice · #13

did any1 else download that furbi prank call to walmart, it made me cry with lafter

Schimid · #14

"I'm going to give you...GONORHHEA."

It was pretty good. And I fucking hate that word. Too hard to spell.

Snatchtastic · #15

HAHAHAHA nice, me and my friends had a furby, he was always nervous and hungry. We doused him with BBQ lighter fluid and set his ass ablaze with a blowtorch.

We put him out with the hose after most of his fur burned off. Then we played Frankenstien and removed his fur and put it back on him like he was wearing a mink fur. Then we put him in a plastic bag and now he lives in the garage.

Schimid · #16

YEAH IT'S FUNNY TO DESTROY REALLY CUTE THINGS AND IMAGINE THEIR PAIN

sketchrules · #17

i know what you're all thinking. furby isn't old enought to be retro. but he was featured in a recent atlanta paper article about the retro 90s.

so stop complaining.

SPORK-A-RIFFIC · #18

My furby would sometimes talk even though I turned it off..... I think it was an act of satan.....mmhmm...

Mike P · #19

I saw Furbies for five bucks at Kay-Bee...

Drew Katsikas · #20

My little sister's friend fucking lied to us about Furbies, too. She was like, WE TAUGHT IT TO SAY STUFF AND WHEN THE PATRIOTS SCORED IT SAID TOUCHDOWN!! Fucking cunt ass liar!

HickMan · #21

Kill her.

OneHungLo · #22

Furbies were lame straight out of the box, but with a little bit of electronics and programming knowledge, they can be a lot of fun.

Prime examples: when I was in college, my buddies and I had fun hacking furbies doing various things. We hacked a furby's controller and IR port to change channels on my mom's TV.

We set it to change the channels or turn off the TV, then giggle with that creepy furby laugh (HE HE HE!!!).

Another fun one: one of our fellow programming students had a GBC flash cart laying around. If you don't know what one of these is, it's basically a Game Boy cartridge with a 64 megabit flash ROM in it for uploading your own ROMs through your PC's parallel port. Anyways, we wrote some code to use the IR port on top of the GBC kind of like a universal remote, and proceeded to walk around all the toy stores in the mall with our new "toy". at first we thought it was funny to make all the furbies start singing, but then we found it even funnier just to give all the little bastards head colds. By the time we left the mall, EVERY FUCKING FURBY was SNEEZING like crazy...

Anyways, if you would like to learn how to do things similar to these with those little mechanical bastards, check out this site for documentation on the IR port, and to purchase a kit.

http://www.homestead.com/hackfurby/

oedipus_wrecked · #23

My mom's godchildren had Furbies, and they would put them in a drawer and close it when the Furbies were "tired" (they needed darkness to "fall asleep"). Then the little things would become terrified and start making their fear noises, like they were being punished for something.

They brought the Furbies with them on a trip with my family once. It was rather creepy when we were trying to sleep and the Furbies wouldn't shut up; instead, they continued to mumble cryptically from the depths of a drawer, even when we finally took the batteries out. Eerie little buggers.

Here's one way to solve the problem of a malfunctioning Furby: http://www.phobe.com/furby/

Derangon · #24

Man, they scare me. Seriously, take the fur off one. It looks sooo creepy!

My little sister had one, and it gave me friggin nightmares for a week when it began talking in tounges and stuff.
And once when my older sister was in a bad mood, 'Domar' decided to copy.
"Fucking shit-assed bitch! Fucking shit-assed bitch! I hate you all fucking shit-assed bitch!"

It was hilarious.