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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 05:06 AM       
yea that was the only thing i didn't get for christmas beat by giants
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 12:00 PM       
Good looking

http://qcrg.net/category/22/Team_QCR...sday_Hula.aspx

Not good looking but hilarious

http://qcrg.net/category/20/Alley_Ka...race_____.aspx

http://qcrg.net/category/18/Devil_Do...nt_Coach_.aspx

I would love to be a roller derby ref just so I could tell people my name is Gorilla McGillicutty.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 02:23 PM       
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yea that was the only thing i didn't get for christmas beat by giants
i should introduce you to Knockka Ho' Down
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
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Here's your beautiful tuscon roller derby girls.

I looked at all the girl's on that page and only one of them could pass for a woman. And they all look like somebodies mother. Or grandmother. So far odds aren't in your favor.
Hahahaha I finally look at this thread and kahl zeroes in on the exact pic I planned to make fun of

That thing has a dick, I promise you
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
, did you read her profile? it's fucking amazing.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 05:05 PM       
Not only do I believe it is heavily based on real events, I propose that the only differences between the profile biography and her real biography is omissions of childhood sodomy and the more boring details of coming to terms with its identity as a "transgendered individual"
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 06:07 PM       
i like how one second in the story she's doing manual labor at a copper mine in lieu of jail time and the next she was skating off to tucson. I didn't know they let you roam around freely at labor camps.

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Old Jan 16th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
Houston has em too! Maybe I can roller skate on over and pick me up some ladies.

http://houstonrollerderby.com/public/Pag189.aspx

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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 11:58 AM       
what the fuck is wrong with roller derby girls, were they raised by the internet or something? Every profile i read is like, "HER LIFE WAS SO HARD AND SHE WAS GANGSTA SINCE AGE NINE DONT FUCKING FUCK WITH THIS MAD CAT KAZOO OR SHELL FIX HER THIGHS ON YOUR FACE"

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Why can't they just say shit like, "Ms. Treatment is an ex-liberal arts major who dropped out of real school to pursue a life as a professional secretary and part-time internet burlesque dancer. She joined the stupid dervy teeam because she had nothing better to do and no friends and she wanted men to stare at her."

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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 12:12 PM       
As soon as I saw it the zany sounds effects queued in my brain.
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 01:41 PM       
I remember when Roller Derby hit one of it's heights in the 80s, there was a crocodile pit in the middle of the roller rink.
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 03:29 PM       
Next match up in my city is next saturday. I'll tell them to get a crocodile....or an alligator at least.

Team QCRG against the "Eh Team!" from Hamilton, ON.
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Old Jan 17th, 2009, 05:42 PM       
GO CANADA!

If they were from any other province, I could almost guarantee that there'd be at least one really beastly native chick on that team. Back me up on this, chimp.

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Old Jan 18th, 2009, 11:25 AM       
all the racists in canada remind of all the racists in my home town. i quit a job once because every one there called navajos "wah wahs".
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all the racists in canada remind of all the racists in my home town. i quit a job once because every one there called navajos "wah wahs".

My friend is 1/16th something or other and someone called him that. They got dealth with quickly.
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Old Mar 14th, 2009, 01:06 PM       
Came up with an awesome derby name in this dream I had.

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Old Mar 15th, 2009, 12:49 AM       
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ROLLER DERBY GIRLS ARE SUPER HOT
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 04:24 PM       
Going to roller derby is the lesbian equivalent of asking someone out for coffee.

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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 09:23 AM       
I don't even get why someone would call a Navajo a wah-wah.

Is it like a 50s-tv war-whoop reference?
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Old Mar 31st, 2009, 09:23 PM       
Yea i think its that thing where you hold your hand over your mouth and remove it then put it t here again and then remove it again while going, "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"

but that sounds more like, "WO WO WO WO WO WO WO"
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My friend is 1/16th something or other and someone called him that. They got dealth with quickly.
Huh? Is that a joke? Someone with a small percentage of Aboriginal ancestry gets in DEAL WIT DEM mode because someone tossed out a (relatively minor, inoffensive, and stupid) racial slur? That's fucking ludicrous, but pretty typical of a lot of Americans, from what I've seen and heard.

There's a shitload of Canadians that have enough enough Aboriginal ancestry to get the Metis status and benefits (myself included, if I ever felt like doing it), but they don't fly off the handle when people make insensitive comments. Unless you're just fighting the ignorance aspect of the racial slurs, getting super offended and pissed off because someone insults a fraction of your bloodline is one of the dumbest and most self-righteous things you can do.

And as an aside - I highly doubt that many Americans have much experience with anything "Native American" outside of the proud, strong, warrior shit that they see on TV. Any community in the prairie provinces here is likely to have at least one reserve nearby (my town had about 3), so growing up with them as your peers instead of some kind of abstract idea that serves as a hot-button issue for self-righteous douchebags is definitely a good thing. You get way more overtly racist rednecks than you'd like to deal with, but that's just as disgusting as the people that pretend to have any knowledge of the topic they're getting so upset about.
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 05:46 PM       
There a like two kinds on American Indians. One is a lazy drunk who gets money handed to him and cries about how his peoples heritage is being destroyed by the white man.

Then there are the others who build schools and try to teach the children about things like respect for ones surroundings.
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