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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
Yeah, but those girls are not hot.
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 07:41 PM       
i dunno man that fabric doesn't look like it breathes very well, they probably could use a refreshing glass of ice water
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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 08:54 PM       
My guess is they have been drinking hot gravy.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 08:58 AM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 10:02 AM       
Guys. That girl is totally hot if you like 12 kinds of STDs. Your just gay.
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Old Jul 20th, 2009, 11:20 PM       
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My guess is they have been drinking hot gravy.
I hear gravy is a good lubricant.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 07:23 PM       
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Does Austin have roller derby and does the roller derby have hot girls?

By transitive logic, Austin has hot girls.
Not really BETTER CHECK UR VENN WITH THE PREMISE, "SOME ROLLER DERBY'S HAVE GIRLS THAT ARE CONSIDERED 'hot'" or "SOme roller derby girls are girls that are considered hot."

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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 11:16 PM       
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Not really BETTER CHECK UR VENN WITH THE PREMISE, "SOME ROLLER DERBY'S HAVE GIRLS THAT ARE CONSIDERED 'hot'" or "SOme roller derby girls are girls that are considered hot."

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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 03:26 PM       
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Old Jul 30th, 2009, 02:34 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 04:09 PM       
New season starts next saturday and I can't wait.
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 06:53 PM       
I've met quite a few derby girls. You do realize most of them are lesbians, right?
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 10:03 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2010, 12:49 AM       
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I've met quite a few derby girls. You do realize most of them are lesbians, right?
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Old Jan 19th, 2010, 11:19 AM       
I don't jerk to lesbian porn cause none of them like men.
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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 01:10 PM       
its simple just be better at eating pussy than a les-bo then apply your skill to the desired roller

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Old Feb 10th, 2010, 01:22 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2010, 06:59 AM       
I don't even know what Roller Derby is, but a girl at my work invited me to be a judge at a Roller Derby.

I hope it's more of a guest judge type thing where I just give a few light hearted comments at the end, rather than keep track of scoring and who is breaking rules. I don't even know if they have rules. I don't even know if this is a sport or an art form or what.
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Old Feb 12th, 2010, 08:25 AM       
In the states, women's roller derby is a sport. Inasmuch as it has rules and a scoring system.

As best as my memory will allow, I will try to explain what I remember of it.

The teams roller skate in laps. I believe each team has a 'jammer'. Her job is to lap the opponents team. Each team takes timed turns on offense. The team gets a point every time the jammer laps the opposing team. The opposing team can block the jammer in a limited way by trying to use their body to get in the jammers way. There is no shoving, striking, or (and this is where I may be off on the rules a lot) use of elbows or forearms. I believe the jammer has a small team to protect her, while the opposing team has enforcer like women who are supposed to knock her down legally. Though you will need to check your league policy to see what is or is not legal in that regard.
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Old Feb 12th, 2010, 08:26 AM       
Maybe you'll see some girls lezzing out
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Old Feb 12th, 2010, 09:06 AM       
Ok, but do I award points for that or what?
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Old Feb 12th, 2010, 05:58 PM       
You also have to have a sweet roller derby name.
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