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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:47 PM       
Cap'n Crunch is mean.
Cannot let go of a grudge.
Oh, well. He's a gay.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:55 PM       
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And Abe Slank and Cap'n Crunch
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
Thanks for explaining.
How many syllables in
Esuohlim?
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:59 PM       
Esuohlim has three
I say it like "Ess-oo-lim"
Say it how you wish

You can say "Milhouse"
Or maybe "Milhouse backwards"
But neither has three.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
[url]http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=87079003-A551-4291-B545-2BED62D766CD[/url

It's a new Haiku.
Just in the form of movie.
Not good, but Arabs
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 05:41 AM       
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 05:43 AM       
If he spelled your name
Letter by letter, it's right.
Now, leave. Forever.
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 08:45 AM       
Got bored jerking off
I've started shaving my balls
Now it's fun again


Yep, down the crapper
Haikus and polyester
Don't know when to quit

Who am I to say?
There may be some bad ones here
Here's an example

aeQea
Abe Slank, Cap'n Crunch, Schimid
We are all guilty
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 04:55 AM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:38 PM       
Ignore the fucktard
Let us make decent Haikus
And not faggy ones.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 03:53 PM       
Hmm, what? What was that?
Sorry, I don't speak "fucktard"
Cap'n Crunch might, though
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 07:56 PM       
Hmm, what? What was that?
Sorry, I don't speak "fucktard"
Really, speak English
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 11:59 AM       
Listen up ae...
This thread is about haikus
Use less ebonics


Cheese doodle orange
Fingers reach for cigarette
Lunch break is over

Thirty-three years old
My birthday was last Sunday
Where are all my gifts?
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 12:55 PM       
You received no gifts
It's hard to get birthday gifts
When you have no friends
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 05:21 PM       
That's just what I said
Unless you're talking to me
Then that's just stupid
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 05:35 PM       
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Kid, are you a character?
You sound like Rongi

Speaking of stupid
Support the patriot act
Hand over your guns
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 06:11 PM       
Radu The Handsome
declares that this forum is
full of idiots!


Not only do I rule the haiku... but look at what I can do
with another type of poetry:


Radu The Handsome is a worldwide phenomon
I'm even more popular than Ursa, Zod and Non
I'm sure those names mean nothing to you
but they were the Phantom Zone villians from Superman II


Radu The Handsome
The Bucharest Turks
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 06:23 PM       
What are you doing?
I thought you were cooking shrimp
You Worley of words
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 06:33 PM       
Quote:
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Radu The Handsome is a worldwide phenomon
I'm even more popular than Ursa, Zod and Non
I'm sure those names mean nothing to you
but they were the Phantom Zone villians from Superman II
The first line has 14 syllables. The second line 13, third has 9, fourth has 14. In other words, your poetry is for fucks.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 07:21 PM       
Angel wings are gay
including your avatar
DIE foolish ass hat

You dumb mexigger
Why, you should be dead by now
Leave the fucking boards
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Old Jul 22nd, 2003, 08:34 PM       
Hatred for ae...
A consensus is brewing
They want you to leave

Haven't known you long
Your haikus are just plain shit
You are your haikus

For me I must say
I am drunker than before
Time to shave the balls
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