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Old Mar 22nd, 2009, 10:43 PM        Are you Austrailian? This concearns you...
Man Is Killed in Biker Brawl in Australia



By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: March 22, 2009
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — Warring bikers brawled through Australia’s largest airport here on Sunday, beating one person suspected of being a gang member to death and brandishing metal poles as they rampaged through a terminal in front of terrified travelers, the police said.
A group of people suspected of being gang members was ambushed while leaving an airplane, the police said.
Detective Inspector Peter Williams said 15 men were involved in the brawl, which appeared to bear out warnings of an impending biker war in Sydney.
“They came running through, picking up the big metal barrier poles and swinging them like swords at each other,” Naomi Constantine, a witness, told the Australian Broadcasting Corporation. “I saw one of the men lying on the ground, and another man came up with a pole and just started smashing it into his head.”
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:14 AM       
At least it was Sydney.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 06:59 AM       
If they just gave up the precious juice their lives would all be spared.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 11:56 AM       
They should've just walked away... Just walked away
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:05 PM       
can we get a moment of silence please
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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 05:29 PM       
My parents bought a car that had been owned by an Australian company.

In the crack of the backseat, I found a bloodstained and autographed copy of one of Chopper Read's books.

I don't know why it was bloodstained.

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Old Mar 23rd, 2009, 09:38 PM       
What do you expect from a place entirely populated by criminals?
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 02:46 AM       
They have cool cars though,

Its a ford FPV Super Pursuit. In the commercial they had a guy chasing and running over minorities on a beach and laughing. Later they show him stacking a large number of bodies in the back and then giving the thumbs up to the camera. Or I could have dreamed that or just be lying altogether. He also had a 12 year old philipino girl in the passenger seat.
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 07:24 AM       
The part of Australia that I live in is completely populated with Lebs, Kiwis and Asians-And their always doing shit like this.




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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 03:00 PM       
If your country would stop kowtowing to the US imperialists and embrace Allah this would not happen
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Old Mar 24th, 2009, 05:35 PM       
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 05:40 AM       
The part of Australia that I live in is entirely populated with apple trees and environmentalists, and we never, ever do stuff like that.
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Old Mar 25th, 2009, 05:42 AM       
Chopper Reed is a famous Tasmanian. I've seen him, and he was covered in blood.
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