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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 03:04 AM        Crime dog Scruff McGruff punched in the face in DC.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 04:54 AM       
Seriously? What a dumb fuck.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 11:27 AM       
The collapse of civilization as we know it is inevitable.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 11:28 AM       
I thought McGruff was from Chicago, IL 60652.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 11:32 AM       
At least that's where he gets his mail.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 02:34 PM       
Maybe he was coming to visit Obama.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 02:35 PM       
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows Chicago's zip code because of those damn commercials.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 02:48 PM       
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO SNITCHES!
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 03:27 PM       
If you're gonna hit a mascot for laughs you should have someone record it.
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 11:38 PM       
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Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows Chicago's zip code because of those damn commercials.
You too? I still remember that!

And how in the world did that man think that hitting a mascot would be "funny"?
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Old Mar 7th, 2009, 11:42 PM       
Scruff was the nephew, btw.
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 05:17 AM       
Member how they added the zip code extension after a while and it became less memorable?
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 01:07 PM       
Never heard that. I just remember "Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652. Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652. And you can help take a bite out of crime!"
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Old Mar 8th, 2009, 06:31 PM       
lol there's this mascot called dr. simi it's the mascot of a pharmacie franchise and for some reason people made it a sport to beat the shit out of this poor guys
luckly some one was filming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX5deXZDNU
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 08:22 AM       
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lol there's this mascot called dr. simi it's the mascot of a pharmacie franchise and for some reason people made it a sport to beat the shit out of this poor guys
luckly some one was filming
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I so want that to be real.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 03:59 PM       
i dont get why you'd punch something and then drive off all fast if i twas for comedic purposes ;\
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 06:00 PM       
Right. I'd be too tempted to stand around and watch what happened.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 10:13 PM       
Maybe he was listening to the Benny Hill theme song on his mp3 player.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 10:32 PM       
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Maybe he was listening to the Benny Hill theme song on his mp3 player.
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Old Mar 9th, 2009, 11:22 PM       
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Maybe he was listening to the Benny Hill theme song on his mp3 player.
Nice one.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
Is it me or did that article not make sense? The first four sentences didn't seem to mean anything and the last sentence was just flat out bizzare.
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Old Mar 10th, 2009, 09:37 PM       
Yeah, some of that shit didn't make any sense to me, either. I figured it was American stuff
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 04:39 AM       
Chic-fil-a is a fast food place, Fredericksburg is a Virginia city, and A-Rod is a baseball player or someshit. I don't know.
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Old Mar 11th, 2009, 04:47 AM       
Racing Presidents


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And A-Rod's cousin hooked him up with 'roids.
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