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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 07:59 PM       
Something people seem to be forgetting is that this is called flying shark vs. flying crocodile. And while gators have no experience with air time, Sharks have already mastered some pretty friggin' amazing aerial maneuvers.

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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
But I think anything with wings would have an easier time manuevering than a jetpack.

And if you're getting all technical and such the jetpack's jets would probably slice the shark up with alot of movement.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
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Now crocs have more experince with moving around on land even though they are built more for swimming... will this be a factor on speed and agility? because sharks have zero land time. Unless shark plans to defeat croc with air attacks.
word. i putting my money on croc...
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 08:32 PM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:19 PM       
I think that the shark is at a disadvantage in the air because he has no legs and all, but if he manages to take the fight to the water, and damage croc's wings, he would win for sure. Plus the shark has some spikes on his head. He could just ram croc's belly and have a nice intestine dinner.
But the crocodile does have claws.....

And if the shark gets grounded over land (....) he couldn't move much and would surely be defeated.

But since the surface of the earth is more water than land, my money is on Flying Shark.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
But if it goes underwater, the jetpack might malfunction.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:56 PM       
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But if it goes underwater, the jetpack might malfunction.
As if the wings would be useful underwater? :P

Both creatures can fight underwater, but the shark can move MUCH faster and is far more powerful. He'd make that gator look like a baby seal in no time.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 11:07 PM       
But what if the alligator got to land and was able to take off again? THE BATTLE WOULD BE OVER
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 11:09 PM       
no because it's a battle TO THE DEATH
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 11:31 PM       
I would think that for these two animals, being airborne would actually be a lot like being in the water... so the wings would probably give the croc more manueverability than it would in its natural environment. Nevertheless, I think the shark would still have superior manueverability and would gobble that croc up in no time.
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 11:47 PM       
Am i the only one that wants a long, bloody, drawn out fight which may or may not lead to an inconclusive ending
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 12:00 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 12:32 AM       
Sharks are cool but they can't stop moving or they will suffocate. What kind of loser has to keep moving all the time WTF
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 12:50 AM       
Oh yeah? Gators can only use their muscles for about 20 minutes max before they get tired. Then they have to rest for a half hour or more! Ha! There's elderly people at the local gym that use their muscles for longer periods of time!
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 09:41 AM       
I still think Flying Gorilla would kick both of their asses.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 10:04 AM       
Would Flying Gorrila have a helicopter strapped to his back?
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 10:22 AM       
First of all, the shark must only have a limited supply of fuel, there are no unlimited fuel devices around. There is no point going into the realms of fantasy.

Since the crocodile has wings, it must have grown them and used them alot growing up. The shark, on the other hand, could never have built a jet pack when it was young. Crocodile has experience in the air.

A sharks tooth is very sharp, however, it is also very weak. Sharks loose their teeth very easily - this is why they have so many - they also grow back quite fast.

A woman recently tested her chain mail armour against a shark. The armour protected her from it's biting.

A crocodile doesn't have metal, but it does have a virtualy impregnibale hide. Shotgun rounds were fired at a croc that stole a womans baby in the Northern Territory a few years back, they didn't hurt the beast. The crocodile is a whirling cyclone of death and misery.

Even a simpleton could work out that one bite from a shark on a crocidiles hide will not only leave the croc un-harmed, but will render the sharks main offensive weapon useless. The teeth will shatter like brittle cheese.

After this, the croc will stick it's hands into the sharks gills and tear it's head off.

Another point. How do sharks steer themselves? Tail fin. Look carefuly at your hero and see what would happen if he were to attempt to turn his tail: The rocket packs jet trail would destroy any steering/hitting capability it might have once had. Truly, the shark is a weak target for the mincing machine that is a flying crocodile.

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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 10:41 AM       
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But if it goes underwater, the jetpack might malfunction.
As if the wings would be useful underwater? :P

Wings are, actually, REALLY useful underwater. Saw a tape of a buncha storm birds swimming. Pretty useful, y'know, wings for swimming.

But I say shark wins.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 10:48 AM       
first of all, ARTIST'S RENDITION.

The jet pack is obviously not going to get in the way of the sharks flight, unless there is some mishap.

Secondly, although Rog mentioned gators, crocs tire easily as well. Which means the croc would be better off with a jetpack himself. the amount of energy he would waste just getting his massive 15 foot long frame off of the ground would make him to weak to even flail at the ever-patient, circling, perfect-killing machine that is the flying shark.

chain-mail armor might be useful against say a tiger shark or something... but if we're going by the pictures, that looks like a great white to me... let's see that lady smear some chum on her arm and hold it in front of a great white and we'll see what happens.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 10:49 AM       
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I still think Flying Gorilla would kick both of their asses.
Flying primates were proven useless in Wizard of Oz.

I'm surprised noone has pointed out the fact that a decent punch in the shark's nose will incapacitate it. The shark may have a shot at rushing the croc, but if it fails and the croc is given a chance at getting the upper hand by exploiting the Achilles nose, the shark is cat food.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
Shark Will Win.

The Shark is Areodynamic, the tail works as a plane's tail rudder. Allowing him to turn, as if he was in the water.
True, sharks loose theath, not because they are brittle, but because they are not hooked it. They are covered with skin, that if looked at closely, is as sharp as the teath.
The Great Sharks are hunters, they attack at speed, fast quick bite, then they let go, and let the prey bleed to death.
After it's prey is dead, a great white bites, and then rips it in half with one shake of it head., and violently shakes only its head back and forth, and the razor blade teeth slice pieces off.


Crocs mimic logs, and snap and hold to the prey. Killing them by drowning. Crocs teath are like grips, and they never do any actual biting and chewing. They twirl around and around to rip of chunks.


The Shark will win. It's movements in the water are more akin to a hunter. The Croc, with all the extra body parts, will be slowed down. It's rate of climb will be greatly reduced, and it's turns will have to be slow, or the whip around of the tail, or legs, will send it into a spin.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 01:10 PM       
Did the commercial tell where the fight will take place? I have missed it.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 02:25 PM       
See, now, I think flying shark has it all over Flying Croc as an idea, but they drew flying Croc with hands, whioch seems to me like an unfair advantage. Give the shark some hands and he'll once again be on top. I think this whole thing is fucked, man. It's obvious flying croc has the war chest for artistic renderings like this, which to me means he's probably in the pocket of the special interests. Flying shark is the peoples flying death machine.

Wait. WAR CHEST could be a good character. Sounds like the kind of dumbass name Rob Liefeld would have given a charcater.

"LOOK OUT MAN! IT'S WARCHEST! AND HE'S GOING APESHIT!"
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