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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 02:55 PM        Fragrant Vaginas
Is perfume on the vagina merely a perk or is it a masking device used to disguise whatever veneral soup is cookin' down there? Discuss.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
My best friend in High school was a guy named Steven who was like 6'4" and had this hot girlfriend over at his house everyday and would sneek her out before his dad came home from work... So one day I went over around dinner time to hang out and I was standing in the Hallway of the basement and his dad comes down the stairs and passes by me and goes into Stevens room and then exits. As his dad passes me again he leans over and say's "I can smell pussy", "so when Steven's finished having a dump tell him I'm upstairs waiting to talk to him". I went into Stevens room and took a good wiff cause I never smelled pussy, but I didn't smell anything :/ I know what it smell's like now
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
It seems like spraying perfume in yer vagina would burn.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 03:12 PM       
I'll take "Things often said while standing next to Fartin" for $400, Alex.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
Are you asking this cause you know someone that sprays thier puss with perfume? Perfume is alcohol based and that can lead to serious infection..... it wouldnt smell too purty after that now would it?
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:12 PM       
Kittyhead looks like some girl that works at a mall perfume counter :/
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:15 PM       
i look like one? or i talk like one??

hopefully not the latter.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
I need more beer to find you intelligent or is it the latter?
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
you think im unintelligent because i spouted out a few words about perfume? *shrugs*
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
this is like talking to my wife... Listen I don't like standing outside a womens store and waiting for you, so I'm gonna go look at stereo stuff, o.k,?
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face!
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
jk fartin good times
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:49 PM       
youre married? im sorry. ill be nicer. you have enough troubles....

You go look at boy things and ill squabble over here with the other wifeys. mmkay?
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 04:51 PM       
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Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face!
Where do you knuckleheads come up with the violent shit? I'm the most passive guy you will ever meet :/ I'm a lover and would never do violent things to anyone. I wrote this song..

If I where to love you
If I where to love you truefully
If I where to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you where to love me.

so shut the fuck up.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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If I were to love you
If I were to love you truefully
If I were to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you were to love me.

so shut the fuck up.
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nice poem. will you serenade me now?
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
Ok

I met a lady named Kitty
who reminds me of my friend who had a Cat named shitty
the cat would crap all over the room and cough up balls and when I said "you fucking cat?" It would just stare at me like a typical stupid kitty.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
Are you mad that she's prettier than yer daughter? :o
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
YOu seem like you have an imagination so get off repeating the same shit. My kids are kids, not your tool to try and aggravate me. I post that I have kids because I'm proud to be a dad and some people know not to make crude and senseless remarks.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
I've never made fun of yer kids before.


And I was just kidding.. geez.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
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Kitty don't talk again or he'll punch you in the face!
Where do you knuckleheads come up with the violent shit? I'm the most passive guy you will ever meet :/ I'm a lover and would never do violent things to anyone. I wrote this song..

If I where to love you
If I where to love you truefully
If I where to love you honestly
I would know what love would be
I would know what love would mean
If you where to love me.

so shut the fuck up.
fartin i said jk afterwards omg
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:31 PM       
Fartin must be in a bad mood today
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:31 PM       
Hope he doesnt beat someone lol.
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:32 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
You might want to make it bigger so he doesnt skim over it! :O
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