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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 11:08 AM       
Ashiro is just a little bastard, him and his weak 1 turn attacks. How gay. Someone logs on too much (Ashiro) and doesn't have a life.
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Old Jun 16th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
Oh and one of corrupt_gorilla's hench attacked me but I defended it so I guess they also think they are cool by attacking us.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
Yes, like with many people Ashiro is being a little bitch to my treasury as well. As well as one of his officers underlings, Foamfollower. Total they've probably taken around 2,000,000 gold. And as I make so much gold per turn I can't log on enough to spend it, so it ends up going to the coffers of their "Army of gay, nerdy, spotty faced wankers". And as I've said before I', too big to attack them back. And as a matter of fact, I'm going to go on the KoC forums to recommend that they change the attack range of all players to double your power or half your power, instead of the current five time your power or half your power. Which would coincidentally make it so little bastards like Ashiro and his cohorts couldn't attack/annoy people at the higher levels of this conglomerate, while lower level members could still exact revenge for us.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 09:35 AM       
You found the target.
Name: Ashiro
ID Number: 685048
Army Size: 227

Your spy efficiency: 411.
Ashiro's Security Rating: 109

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 227
Attack Rating: 57000
Defense Rating: 42000

Intell Status
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Spies 0 13

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 9 4%
All Purpose 209 92.1%
Defense Duty 9 4%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
Weapon Quantity
Knife 14
Chainmail 385
Shield 8
Helmet 5
Steed 67
Longbow 9
Crossbow 20
Short Bow 43


Fuckin' homo uses everyone's gold to buy shit.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 02:05 PM        W00t!
I'm weak as shit but I'm gonna lend to the attrition cause. I made someone be my officer. He's too strong for me to attack.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 02:32 PM       
Just looted one of Ashiro's lackeys in one hit.
A little more than 100,000. Time to spend it.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
I just lost a bunch of soldiers today but gained some good money.

34095/23720
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 07:12 PM       
Ashiro has yet to attack me. I feel left out.

Punker_Head is a little bitch that I bankrupt whenever he attacks me. He takes money off me whenever he attacks, but then I usually check my attack log two days later and bankrupt his ass with ten attacks.
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Old Jun 17th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
You found the target.
Name: Punker_Head
ID Number: 597721
Army Size: 103

Your spy efficiency: 1267.
Punker_Head's Security Rating: 104

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 103
Attack Rating: 52390
Defense Rating: 4970

Intell Status
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Spies 0 37

Current Army Status
Troop Type Current Num % Of Army
Attack Duty 6 5.8%
All Purpose 93 90.3%
Defense Duty 4 3.9%
Spies 0 0%

Armory
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Knife 226
Chainmail 17
Shield 5
Helmet 1
Steed 62
Broadsword 1
Pike 27
Short Sword 23

WTF is up with all those knives?
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
Jesus, buying that many knived is an incredible waste of money. And though they are the most expensive the steed/battleaxe/(not sure of orc equivelant) item is actually the best value when it comes down to a cost/benefit ratio. They should do a similar thing with defensive items so it doesn't take so damn long to effectively raise your defense. And as of right now it looks like Ashiro has gotten his fill and left me alone for the moment however, Foamfollower had almost attacked as many times as Ashiro now. I wish those fucks were high enough to attack cause I would have a fricken field day on them with the like 500 or so attacks I haven't used.
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Old Jun 18th, 2003, 10:15 PM       
You found the target.
Name: Foamfollower
ID Number: 805547
Army Size: 187

Your spy efficiency: 929.
Foamfollower's Security Rating: 220

The operation was a SUCCESS.

No spies were lost.

Intelligence Report:
Total Units: 187
Attack Rating: 25250
Defense Rating: 24000

Intell Status
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Spies 1 120

Current Army Status
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Attack Duty 0 0%
All Purpose 187 100%
Defense Duty 0 0%
Spies 1 1%

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Shield 4
Helmet 5
Battle Axe 27
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 08:57 AM       
I'd have a definite field day with him he's pretty weak. EDIT:Joy! Now corrupt_gorilla is attacking me, it seems as if all of the Ashiro clan members are taking their unfair and cowardly share of my loot. Bah to them I say!

Though on the good side of things I managed to do this with one attack turn:
Your army is attacking dark_chris!
Your 579 soldiers attack causing 639120 damage!

dark_chris's army counterattacks!

dark_chris's 580 soldiers counter-attack causing 85612 damage!

You are VICTORIOUS! Congratulations!


Money gained: 117670
Casualties sustained: 0
Casualties inflicted: 8
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 02:52 PM       
nobody has attacked me lately, maybe they are getting bored with it?
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
I love it when I hit 350,000 and the guy counterattacks with 4000 and I lose 15 soldiers... wtf?
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 03:08 PM       
I know...I lost 66 soldiers in total yesterday.
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 04:32 PM       
I think your loses are randomly generated based on your size. It's super gay, and my game will actually make sense.
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Old Jun 19th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
HAHAHAHHAHAHA I HAVE FINALLY BEATEN Moooooooo8
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
gozhik just stole all my fucking money. And spent it.

I will have my revenge....
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 01:20 AM       
Hey guys, Achimp and his brother just got me started yesterday, and I'm just building up for now.

if you guys could hit my link a bit ...


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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 10:35 AM       
These 1 attack turn attacks are bullshit. They shouldn't be able to get so much of your money with 1 attack. It's fucking cheap.

corrupt_gorilla and Ashiro still attack me everyday, yippee. Fucking leeches.
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 05:14 PM       
does yours look like this?

Attacks on you

6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 50788
6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 68191
6/20 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 67709
6/20 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 72074
6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 60397
6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 76977
6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 62544
6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 63521
6/19 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 75159
6/18 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 36036
6/18 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 67932
6/18 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 48909
6/18 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 68407
6/17 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 66452
6/17 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 78564
6/16 woodman20_20 2 Money Lost: 56050
6/16 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 47479
6/16 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 54163
6/16 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 73576
6/15 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 55715
6/15 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 67105
6/15 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 56202
6/13 ItalianStereotype 1 Money Lost: 4548
6/13 RONGI 15 Money Lost: 96872
6/13 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 68870
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 05:18 PM       
Heh, that post by Royal Tenenbaum was me... I forgot to log out.

BUT I DON'T FUCKING GET IT! How can someone who is WEAKER than me fucking attack and win?!?!??!?!???
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 08:07 PM       
aparently ashiro is hitting the people that are above me too....those guys sseem to be making alot of enemies.
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Old Jun 20th, 2003, 08:18 PM       
6/20 Foamfollower 1 Money Lost: 80185
6/20 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 106456
6/19 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 137724
6/19 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 92960
6/19 corrupt_gorilla 1 Money Lost: 90990
6/18 elmer23 1 Money Lost: 77755
6/18 elmer23 1 Money Lost: 75600
6/17 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 124677
6/17 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 79898
6/17 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 119833
6/16 Foamfollower 1 Sucessfully Defended
6/16 naohsark 1 Money Lost: 67767
6/16 shazamm 1 Money Lost: 76361
6/15 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 84531
6/15 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 93294
6/15 Ashiro 1 Money Lost: 94900
6/15 Eldaris 1 Money Lost: 78103

Fucking bastards, how is everyone doing? we need some revenge.
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