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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 07:59 PM       

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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 11:23 AM       
Im not saying you cant like em. But they are common as hell now days.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2009, 11:25 AM       
Not to mention that is their going rate too. Times is hard for all.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 02:34 PM       


I can't explain my attraction to this woman, but the second I saw this picture several years ago I knew that we had to be together. One day she will be mine and we will die side by side during a bizarre misadventure.

If you are reading this Axe Girl, I understand that you might be a lesbian after seeing some pictures of someone who looks suspiciously like you. I am ok with this as long as when we're being eaten alive by the bears we can hold hands in our final moments. We don't even have to kiss or nothin'.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 05:01 PM       
Not if I find her first, Sacks.



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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
Mattjack isn't going to like you hitting on his twin sister, Sacks.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 07:15 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 07:25 PM       
Someone in this thread is a sex offender. Can you guess who it is?
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 07:27 PM       
elx is the sex offender.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 07:30 PM       
Is it.... YOU?
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 08:22 PM       
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And yeah Sacks she's got a teenage boy face.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 09:39 PM       
I bet she has bacne.
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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 09:39 PM       
In the pictures that were uncovered later she looks more feminine in the face, and it's not because her face is inside some other girl's vagina.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 06:09 AM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 02:43 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
You fellas get your dirty minds off my girl.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 03:34 PM       
When those pageant girls get old I wonder if their skin crackles like plastic bags. I imagine their hair will have come out by then. Man, wrinkly bald people crackling as they walk around with perfect smiles.
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 03:40 PM       
I hope they permanently look that stupid forever.
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 07:32 AM       
I can't tell if some of these are for the body or being pretty.
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 01:32 PM       
The pageant girls wear "flippers", fake teeth that hide the fact that they're losing their baby teeth and are therefore HIDEOUS.

I watch "Toddlers and Tiaras" every once in a while. Have you noticed the moms are almost universally heavy and frumpy? There must be some psychological formula there.
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 08:18 PM       
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haha that's the prettiest/handsomest person in this thread yet
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 08:27 PM       
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