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Old May 11th, 2007, 04:29 PM        Caption this warning picture
For some reason, the baby's expression on this image (from Consumerist) amuses me to no end:



As implied by the topic's title, it'd sure be nice if this had a caption. Maybe even a photoshop.

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Old May 12th, 2007, 02:22 AM       
"Heh heh, if I tie this noose around his neck to his feet, then he'll strangle himself. No one can convict me for that!"
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Old May 16th, 2007, 03:08 AM       
im da baby GOTTA LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old May 18th, 2007, 12:15 AM       
dont masturbate your babies esophagus!
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Old May 18th, 2007, 02:26 AM       
Product 8407 Baby Carrier w/ Seat Belt: Give your little bastard mulatto the protection his dead-beat father isn't around to offer!
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 08:32 PM       
mom: "tell me where da monii is little baby named gimmidamonii"
baby: "no.... my esophagus........ this seat belt lookin thing... is my esophaguss... noo"
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 08:36 PM       
Dude, don't steal other people's funny. Not cool, man. Not cool.

Edit: Or at least make sure it's still funny after you regurgitate it. That might help a little.
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 09:03 PM       
Whoops, I didn't see that post above.

And after re-reading yours, I guess I'd better put a bit of effort in!

"Mommy... I tink I seem to 'ave lost all da blood in mwy ahrmm."
"Yes but... Stretchy!"
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 12:08 PM       
Mom... why r we so deep in the woods? Wait, come back!!!
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Old Jun 16th, 2007, 06:17 AM       
Keeping in mind all these people talking about this kid talking:

GENIUS INFANT would be my recommended caption.

That's right, the only talking infant in the world, it even knows a word like "Esophagus".

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Old Jun 16th, 2007, 02:30 PM       
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GENIUS INFANT would be my recommended caption.
hahahah lol thats amazing

its like a caption of our captions

p.s. <insert somethin funny here>
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Old Jun 16th, 2007, 06:44 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2007, 10:38 PM       
Mine didn't feature a talking baby. Do I get the kahljorn seal of approval? Can it be a dude with a squid on his head?
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Old Jun 17th, 2007, 03:32 AM       
lol yea more people need to use the word mulatto. it's potentially offensive. Plus it sounds funny like some kind of car freshner smelling of spiced milk or something.

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Old Jun 17th, 2007, 04:59 AM       
isn't a mulatto one of those blended espresso drinks at dairy queen
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Old Jun 17th, 2007, 07:05 AM       
The baby has a fucking mustache. The mom could use a little Gillette too.
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Old Jun 17th, 2007, 01:50 PM       
HA!

A genius baby with a razor... what can we do with this?
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Old Jun 17th, 2007, 03:07 PM       
he painted the ocean.

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Old Jun 18th, 2007, 07:50 AM       
No breast feeding with that pair
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 10:39 AM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 12:47 AM       
-"Mommy, are you positive you DID read the manual of this friggin' chair?"

Btw, Blue Fox, your sig reminds me of the mask Arnold Schwarzenegger used at the "Total Recall" movie, but with beard
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Old Jul 29th, 2007, 11:08 AM       
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You better not of just dissed mr adventure

And that baby, and his mum, are surely products of incest?
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Old Jul 30th, 2007, 09:27 PM       
-Mommy, I think you left your boobs in your othe shirt. No, mommy, I was just kidding, get that string off my friggin' esophagus whatever an esophagus is, I'm chokinggggghhhh...

And about the Arnold's mask, I meant this one:
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Old Aug 3rd, 2007, 06:55 PM       
If Random heads appear in furniture, be sure to strap them down before disposing of them; otherwise they will come back.
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