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Ant10708 · #1

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported on Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...esticles.reut/

adept_ninja · #2

I would make a bet like that for my home team (the Redskins) just because I know they wouldnt win :/
but this is effing crazy

jimbutsu · #3

The thing that really makes that story is that he actually walked them back in to show his boys he was FOR REAL.

El Blanco · #4

HE TOLD THEM HE WAS HARDCORE

Let me get this straight.

Wales beats England, so he makes himself French.

kellychaos · #5

"Huish" is one hell of a last name for someone who cuts their own sack off.

How's that for onomatopoeia, Helm?!

The Whackmiester · #6

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Originally Posted by Ant10708

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported on Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe...esticles.reut/

That's just wrong...

I would have left my nads alone and would have celebrated by picking up a hooker, tying her up in my bed, making sweet love to her, and then sacrificing her to the great cornholio!

Just kidding. But seriously, I would have left my nads alone.