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Yes 11 39.29%
No 13 46.43%
I'm agnostic! 4 14.29%
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:30 AM        Do You Believe in God?
I personally don't, but I can certainly understand why some people do.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:31 AM       
Is this asking if you believe in God, specifically, or in a single higher power?
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 01:40 AM       
Don't believe in God. And I also don't believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
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Is this asking if you believe in God, specifically, or in a single higher power?
Specify in your message.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 02:07 AM       
I don't believe in polls.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 02:21 AM       
I believe in God, how could all this come out of nothing, maybe not exactly as the Bible says, but yes, I believe in him. I believe that parts of the Bible are true, but also that some should not be taken literally, but figuratively.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 02:51 AM       
>I believe in all urban2 just said, plus that god has a big dick.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 05:54 AM       
i dont believe because it makes me feel ballsy.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 06:31 AM       
If there is a God, why do bad things happen?

-cos 'es a right cunt
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 08:16 AM       
Code:
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no        [ ]
maybe     [X]
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 08:58 AM       
I remain an agnostic.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:28 AM       
It's amazing how many people make polls about this with only 2 answers to choose from. What are the agnostics supposed to say in that poll, eh, smart guy?

BTW, I'm an agnostic.
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
Isn't everybody technically an agnostic because there's no way to know for certain?
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
There, I fixed it.

"Well, I've always said there's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't really know whether he believes in anything or not." - Monty Python
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 12:01 PM       
what the hell are you doing outside the movie and television forums crash
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Old Dec 24th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
He's apparently making stupid polls.
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 12:23 AM       
I believe there is a god, he likes porn and beer, and whenever someone prays to him he just shrugs like Bender and says "What the fuck? Maybe next time you'll wear a seat belt, stupid jackass!"
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
I'm a fan of Jesus.
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 06:33 AM       
I don't believe, or disbelieve, but I do believe all of the religions of today are wrong.
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 10:01 AM       
I'm a big fan of God.
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Old Dec 25th, 2003, 10:22 AM       
Which god are we talking about, here?
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 09:29 AM       
I'm a fan of Jesus too.

I don't believe that god doesn't exist- I KNOW he doesn't exist
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 09:35 AM       
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I don't believe that god doesn't exist- I KNOW he doesn't exist
That's a pretty hard claim to back up.
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
Re: agnosticism.

If you don't know, the answer is, no, you don't believe. The question is whether you can truthfully state that you believe. If you can't say that, then you answer no. Saying no doesn't mean you're sure that there is no God, only that you're not sure that there is. I'm sick of agnostics pretending they can't answer this question.
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Old Dec 26th, 2003, 12:08 PM       
An agnostic is not someone who professes that he does not know. He claims that it is impossible to know, and therefore does not have an opinion.
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