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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:04 PM       
Tell me your name and I will tell you your ways on your ways with women.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
mine isnt
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
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My name should be fairly apparent. Lay down your hedonistic voodoo on me, or suffer eternal EPIC FAIL!
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:12 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
My mistress doesn't do voodoo. it comes natural to her to know things before it happens and people dieing before they do. You can be for yourself or for yourself that lives in the soul of tomorrows. This is the last one you will hear from Spiritwise22, because you don't understand the ways of the creeps in this way of typing a word or two.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:27 PM       
Weeeee seeeeee youuuuuuuuuu spiiirrrrrriiiiiittttduuuuude
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
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My mistress doesn't do voodoo. it comes natural to her to know things before it happens and people dieing before they do. You can be for yourself or for yourself that lives in the soul of tomorrows. This is the last one you will hear from Spiritwise22, because you don't understand the ways of the creeps in this way of typing a word or two.
you see, we have a word for such experiences. Several, in fact. They are usually described as clairvoyance, extra sensory perception, or empathy. There are many accounts of glimpsing into the future. Hell, it even happens to me. So you can stop trying to make your 'mistress' sound like some sort of all knowing diviner, instead of the Kasumi love pillow in your closet of your mom's house, like she really is.
Thank you for your time.
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 11:00 PM       
^this must be spirits new character. that make 2 fails.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 12:13 AM       
I see dead people......:OMGWTFISEEGHOSTSMYMISTRESSMAKESMEEATH ERASSHOLE
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 12:14 AM       
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My mistress doesn't do voodoo. it comes natural to her to know things before it happens and people dieing before they do. You can be for yourself or for yourself that lives in the soul of tomorrows. This is the last one you will hear from Spiritwise22, because you don't understand the ways of the creeps in this way of typing a word or two.
do NOT fuck with the loas....that's where I draw the line, douchbag
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:47 PM       
spirit, maybe you should use a better version of paint next time you express your mystical being by chopping a picture of some random old lady in half...
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 10:10 PM       
So, you want me to come back on to talk to me and make fun of the time you and me came into this world together. You should be able to cut a rug with me by now.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:36 AM       
I was a snake-eyed boy
And at the age of five
I made love to the howl of the wolves
With a dark haired girl
So if you wanna hear evil
Come a little bit close
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 11:50 AM       
But if you want me, I don't want you. For if you say so I can't stop loving you for cheating on me at the end.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 12:29 PM       
I've been loving you...
too long..
to stop now.
You were tired,
and wanted to be free.
MY LOVE HAS GROWN STRONGER,
AS YOU BECOME A HABIT TO ME.

Oh I've been loving you,
a little too long.
Don't wanna stop now.
Oh no...
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:17 PM       
Spirit, you have way too much time. Maybe spend that time doing something more interesting? Just a suggestion. Like books. Books are good.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:32 PM       
You know Spirit and I had a really sensual thing going on and then you had to come and ruin everything. I'm coming down to Austin and I'm going to throw rocks at you.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:35 PM       
Listen to me to all,stop making love to my ways of haunting you and maybe to my mistress.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:37 PM       
Baby I will never stop making love to your ways.

Shadows grow so long before my eyes
And they're moving across the page
Suddenly the day turns into night
Far away from the city
But don't hesitate ''cause your love just won't wait

Ooh baby I love your way (everyday)
I Wanna tell you I love your way
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:38 PM       
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Creepypasta
Here, have some inspiration.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:41 PM       
I swear to god dude you are like the hugest cock block.
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Old Jan 20th, 2008, 01:43 PM       
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I swear to god dude you are like the hugest cock block.
Yeahhhh I can't argue with that; my title even says full of crap.
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