Left 4 Dead

[MetalMilitia]

Did you do it in single player? Because on PC you can only get the achievements on-line.

[DevilWearsPrada]

no problem here on 360, got dead block and mercy killer on single

[Fathom Zero]

I must have done something stupid. I got credit forr Death Toll today.

[kahljorn]

this game is full of assholes ;/

[Fathom Zero]

Welcome to Halo 3.

http://www.destructoid.com/hey-dickh...o-113840.phtml

[kahljorn]

that sounds like most games ive played ;/

[Fathom Zero]

Ain't it grand?

[DevilWearsPrada]

I was playing no mercy on easy (online) so I could get the achievements for not healing and not disturbing any witches. ANYWAYS, we were at the top floor right before the penultimate safehouse and I got jumped by a smoker, but my teammates were too busy dicking around and killing common undead to help me before I got incapped. Then, one of the AI survivors decided to heal me and I couldn't stop him from healing because L4D sucks. Oh, and there was a witch placed in an unavoidable spot right outside the safehouse door.

[MetalMilitia]

If you crown the witch before she gets up you still get the achievement. It's only when she starts running about that you lose it. I had to kill 2-3 to get it because they were in stupid places.
If you get out your med-pack the bot will stop healing you I think. At least that's how it works on PC.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9f-VVQK3k

[DevilWearsPrada]

Does he really say he hates ayn rand?

[MetalMilitia]

Update details are out:

The first L4D DLC - dubbed the L4D Survival Pack -- is due for release this spring and introduces a new multiplayer game mode entitled, Survival, plus two complete campaigns for Versus Mode . A Critic's Choice Edition of the game is also heading to retail stores this spring, and will include access to all the content introduced in the L4D: Survival Pack. In addition, for PC gamers and aspiring developers, the first Left 4 Dead release for the Source Software Development Kit (Source SDK) will allow the creation of custom Left 4 Dead campaigns that will be discoverable via L4D's matchmaking system. The SDK update is also due for release this spring, and is free of charge to all owners of L4D on the PC.
"Since Half-Life launched in 1998, Valve has made continuous efforts to expand the offering of its products beyond what's included on the day of launch," said Gabe Newell, co-founder and president of Valve. "With Half-Life and Counter-Strike, and more recently Team Fortress 2, we've learned that we're no longer making stand-alone games but creating entertainment services. With Left 4 Dead we're extending that tradition by creating additional gameplay and releasing our internal tools to aspiring developers so they may also create and distribute new Left 4 Dead experiences."

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/news/44...d-SDK-Detailed

[kahljorn]

i hate how 90% of the people who play this on versus don't understand how the game works ;/ or probably any game

for example half the team starts jetting off so the infected have problems keeping abreast of us; usually works, but when you have one asshole going really slow who hasn't left the safe room it doesn't help to leave him there to die ;/

plus if he dies, the scores average out so that even if one of you beat the level, you'll still only get 50% ;/ and having 3 people instead of four sucks ;/

and what's with people who will like hide by themselves in a room somewhere at the beginning of a level? are they retarded? People are fucking lucky I don't have a microphone. I would make them feel ashamed to have a brain.
Then they get attacked by a hunter so everyone has to run back to save them. dicks. fucking dicks.

then this one asshole the other day... i had very little health and he ALREADY HAD PILLS AND A MED KIT. SO HE TAKES HIS PILLS, GRABS SOME PILLS THAT HE FINDS, AND THEN USES HIS MED KIT.
WHY.
I killed him

[Emu]

I just got this today. My gamertag is ikewagner. Let's kill sum zombeez sumtiem

[kahljorn]

ill add you next time i get on

[Sam]

I ADDED YOU IKEWAGNER I HOPE YOU ARE READY TO BEAT THE ENTIRE GAME ON EXPERT IN ONE PLAY.

[Emu]

I can barely beat easy mode.

edit: I also need a headset.

[Fathom Zero]

I need a headset after my dogs ate mine.

[MetalMilitia]

Playing L4D without a headset it like trying to beat a baby to death with both hands tied behind your back. It's possible but takes twice as long while being only half as fun.

Well, maybe that's not the best analogy but you get the picture.

[kahljorn]

i find that people who play with headsets are too retarded to look behind them when they hear noises or even bother looking for the giant red highlighted thing ;\ ;/

[Emu]

For my first online game I think I did pretty ok except that I kept shooting kahl in the head

[kahljorn]

lol ;o i was just happy you used the propane tanks properly instead of blowing them up al willy nilly! you did good though!

[Emu]

When I saw you specifically moving them to a spot where they would be kept safe I figured you were going to use them for something.

[kahljorn]

SOMEHOW NOBODY ELSE ON THE INTERNET UNDERSTANDS THAT

OR THEY DO AND THEY ARE JUST ASSHOLES

[Emu]

At least I learned my lesson about the power of explosives when I threw that molotov at the Tank and lit the whole stairwell (including all of us) on fire. I guess I just thought it was napalm or something and would stick to the tank instead of going everywhere. Idk