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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 11:31 AM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 12:39 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 01:31 PM       
You gotta start telling them to wait in line now.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 01:38 PM       
Yeah, I bet the guys are all lining up to suck your dick. ;/
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 02:34 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 02:46 PM       
HE SHOULD BE FIRST IN LINE THEN.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2010, 05:51 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 07:47 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 08:18 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2010, 02:04 PM       
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Old Jul 12th, 2010, 06:51 PM       
I think I was drunk when I posted that.
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Old Jul 12th, 2010, 09:10 PM       
Last night I was like "you got me so turned on my balls are hard"

I am drunk when I posted that.
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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 11:28 AM       
true mobile bedroom stories (the car)

after a 4th of july bbq we got in the car to leave and saw fireworks. it was cool and sort of romantic, then we start driving off. she's all kinds of horny now and says, "can i unbuckle?" (i'm driving) before even answering i unbuckle my seat belt and move my seat back. she unbuckles and dives onto my dick. pretty intense. whenever there's a red light we pause just in-case someone is pulled up next to us. we get closer to home and now its all backroads and local streets, so i start taking as many turns as possible to prolong everything. at one point i take a mean right turn and she deepthroats it (which doesn't bother her, like, at all). she laughs, and of course it feels fanfuckingtastic, so i change all my turns into right turns. at one point i feel like i'm about to cum, but i have this thing where i have to have my legs stretched out and toes pointed, so we have to stop, lest i jam on the brakes in the middle of traffic or speed through a school playground. we get back to the house, run upstairs, have sex for like literally 2 minutes and then bam all over her face

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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 01:09 PM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2010, 03:27 PM       
Man! Almost the same exact thing happened to me and my wife one time. Only difference was I was driving on the highway at like 2 a.m. and all the pleasure was causing me to swerve a little. Next thing you know a cop pulls us over and has me blowing into a breathalyzer.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:29 AM       
since we're on the topic of cars....
last year i stayed over at my boss's house alot (eventually i dated him for a couple weeks but maybe i'll make an entry on that sometime later), a bunch of us would stay at his house, simply because it was easier to catch a ride with him in the morning.
i kinda liked this one dude i worked with anyways, he and i had fooled around before, but i was on my period the first time we fooled around so i thought i'd spare him the goriest fuck of his life and i refused.
we had just gotten off work and were drinking in the parking lot before we headed to boss man's house and dude was trying to get me to go in the woods with him. i thought that'd be tacky (even for me) and i realized i didn't have any condoms. so i told him i wouldn't fuck him without a condom and ended it there. on the way to the house he makes boss man stop for "cigarettes", as you can imagine that was a ruse so he could get a pack of prophylactics. the swirly ones.
we get to the house and the routine starts up. turn on tv, get fucked up, sleep on a couch. i go upstairs to a less populated area and dude follows me. we end up being the only 2 up there so we start fooling around. we don't want to wake anybody, so we go outside in the carport. there sat my boss's firebird. things progressed quickly and soon i was half naked and bent across the hood of my boss's prize possession. dude liked to change positions alot so i ended up sliding further and further down the side of the car, mostly across the windows. we finish up, get dressed, smoke a couple cigarettes and get ready to head back in. as we were walking away i looked at the car. the car had been sitting there for over a year covered in pollen and dirt. so there were clear signs of us fucking all over my boss's car.
i took off my shirt and wiped it down to cover up our tracks. he put the condom wrappers and evidence in an empty cigarette pack. and we went back inside and slept til work the next day.
somehow, no one figured it out. he and i had 2 other flings, and they both happened at work. i have scars from one of them. hahahaha
but no one we worked with ever found out, except for his best friend who i was also fucking. but they knew about each other and were cool with it.
whole nother story there.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 10:22 AM       
You have the best sex stories.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:39 PM       
What was the point in removing those posts? Seems it related to the topic at hand, not to mention they had nothing to do with other posts of mine.
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:55 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 03:58 PM       
Mods brainfuck loveline topics into giant mess before crazy gluing them back together.



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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 07:19 PM       
I want to hear the redt of your stories dix.

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Old Jul 25th, 2010, 07:20 PM       
How'd you talk Lizzy into that?
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