-44

[AChimp]

It's -44*C outside right now with the windchill.

My nipples cracked off while waiting for the bus this morning. It's raisin pouch cold.

[Dole]

-44?? surely everyone just drops dead at that temperature?

[AChimp]

We're Canadian, though. We're not like everyone else.

[Matt Harty]

what are you some kind of robot

[Helm]

DESTROY HUMENS

(also: You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while)

[BlueOatmeal]

I should have waited untill spring time before I got my nipple pierced! PICTURES SOON!

[ReadLou]

I don't go outside at -44

Usually, -35 is the breaking point for me. VIVA LA INDOOR HEATNG.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by AChimp

We're Canadian, though. We're not like everyone else.

That's right . We can also walk on ice like it's grass.

[DamnthatDavid]

I met this person who said they where in the Canadian Navy.
I laughed, and laughed and made a joke about the Canadian Navy being Tugboats with Shotguns duck taped to the side. They got mad. Canadians just can't take a joke. :/

[kellychaos]

Canadian Citizen,

At what point do the testicles completely retract?

[darkvare]

i love when is -40 and less you spit to a wall and it frozes awesome

[thebiggameover]

i have no idea what your taling about chimp...

[glowbelly]

i love winter. i would hate to live in a place where it was always warmish. seasons are good.

BUT -44 is INSANITY.

i almost want to buy achimp one of those giant snowsuits.

[Rongi]

how can you breath when it's -44? wouldnt your lungs get scorched?

[ReadLou]

When cold is THAT bad, snowsuits don't really work as well as you might think. I mean, it's much easier to keep your torso and arms warm, but the parts of the body that are most susceptible to cold are the face, hands, legs (not so much), and feet.

[glowbelly]

buying him a snowsuit has nothing to do with keeping him warm.

i just wanna see him in a giant snowsuit.

[BlueOatmeal]

My toes always get cold. When I'm outside and then go into a warm place my toes tingle so much I have to change pants. You know what I mean by change pants right? WINK WINK!

[glowbelly]

it means you have pissed yourself.

[ReadLou]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i just wanna see him in a giant snowsuit.

Oh.

Of course

[Rongi]

i dont think BlueOatmeal is ever not masturbating.

The hair on his palms must be so thick you could have an thriving ecosystem of super smart pube lice living in there and building a little pube lice city. and the pube lice will go on to do great things like invent the car or the cure to cancer.

or something.

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm not masturbating all the time. Sometimes something will happen and I will jizz all over myself with out any hand work.

[executioneer]

so what temprature is it WITHOUT the windchill

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by AChimp

It's -44*C outside right now with the windchill.

My nipples cracked off while waiting for the bus this morning. It's raisin pouch cold.

You ride the bus?

[AChimp]

I have all kinds of winter snowsuit gear, but it's not cold enough to wear that yet. Fingers are the first things that freeze. Then weiners.

Without the windchill it was only -36*C.

And yeah, I ride the bus. It's cheap and gets me to where I'm going.

[Command Prompt]

RIPPED LIKE A NORTH END BUS SEAT

Am I the only one who remembers the really old ones, with the one big door at the front and the blue vinyl seats that were more duct tape then vinyl?