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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 07:09 PM        Poll: would you rather get fucked in the ass or in the throa
t? Assume the assfucking is gentle and the bj is vigorous and possibly tear-evincing (identical levels of frictive force applied to cock in question).

Feel free to include any relevant information (prior experience with light/heavy ass play, whether you like giving head etc.)
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Old Dec 23rd, 2005, 07:19 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 06:17 PM       
i'd rather not do either if that's all right with you
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 06:30 PM       
Does this man have a knife? Is there lube? Did he buy my dinner first? I mean, what kind of scenario is this? Of course people would go with the gentle option. That's like asking "Would you like to pet a fluffy bunny or a wad of gum full of broken glass?" Unless of course your goal is to make it out like everyone is gay and wants it in the ass... Then I guess you went through the proper motions.
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 07:27 PM       
hahaha @ prior experience with light/heavy assplay
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 08:35 PM       
I half expected this thread to be made by OaO but hes a man of action so hed be DPing both holes.....I think I'm going to go prey now.
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Old Dec 24th, 2005, 08:50 PM       
What are you? The predator?


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Old Dec 25th, 2005, 09:50 AM       
Yeah, a sexual predator.
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Old Dec 27th, 2005, 05:27 PM       
I'd do pretty much anything to avoid getting it from behind.

It's a pretty logical conclusion, having observed that my penis is essentially thicker than my average dropping. I don't know about you, but if that's a universal relation, I can only expect that a regular sized anus wouldn't fit a penis without resulting in excessive pain.
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Old Dec 27th, 2005, 07:51 PM       
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Old Dec 27th, 2005, 08:14 PM       
He's gay, guys. He said it
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Old Dec 28th, 2005, 10:14 AM       
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Old Dec 28th, 2005, 12:57 PM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 01:29 PM       
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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 01:33 PM       
no, I'm not "one of them", I'm just not a frikkin homophobe like all you- waitaminute, YOU couldnt ban chojin! hes an admin! unless- YOURE ONE OF THEM TOO!!!!!
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what about sociopaths? ravers? dictators?? just to be sure, why dont you simply post a list of whats NOT ALLOWED.
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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 02:05 PM       
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