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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 11:42 AM        HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIXBY
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 11:55 AM       
Happy birthday from a dude on his cellphone!
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 12:11 PM       
Happy birthday Luke Maxwell, Esquire!
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 12:25 PM       
Happy Birthday Phixby Jillips!

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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 01:19 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 02:28 PM       
jixby birthday, happy
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 03:09 PM       
Generic Birthday message!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 03:15 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 04:00 PM       
Hey Jixby, we are going to Showbiz Pizza for your birthday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEf0s6waz0w

woah baby
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 04:32 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 04:34 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 04:39 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 07:34 PM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIXBY!

I'D GIVE YOU A BIRTHDAY HUG BUT I'D PROBABLY TOUCH YOUR BACK!
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 09:18 PM       
hey happy birthday dude!
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 09:40 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 10:03 PM       
HOLY JIHAD. GO WITH GOD.
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 10:30 PM       
Woah baby i didnt expect this hahah dont worry buddy its actually today you got in under the wire!!!!

Thanks guys you know how to make a guy feel special you're all great, I really love all my fans and you really keep me going dudes, this is why i do what i do you know
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Old Sep 28th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
Ugh...Mediocre of Birthdays to you :/
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 12:49 AM       
lol you dont like me because i'm mean to you
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 01:26 AM       
Hey Jixby, I made you a comic for your birthday featuring your favorite cartoon character.











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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 02:55 AM       
Woah thats some handsome artwork, thanks a LOT!
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 08:27 AM       
I remember that day.

I was sitting around with my man-boobs,
in my hometown of 'Nerdtown, USA'.
Notice the 'Anime' poster. Yes, I remember THAT poster.
Because, I love japanese bullshit.
And I was like: ' UGH' 'Mediocre birthdays to you'

After that, I bursted into flames and died. :/
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 12:15 PM       
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lol you dont like me because i'm mean to you
Jixby is the guy with the red tie
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Old Sep 29th, 2006, 02:54 PM       
Yeah dude.

His poster is the anime version of Albert Einstein sticking his tongue out
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 12:34 AM       
I got a very impressive birthday present from my staircase yesterday morning!

IT INCLUDED:

A tenderized tailbone!
A broken Laserdisc player!
A potty mouth to replace my old mouth!
A an exuse to finish off my wisdom teeth vicodan and lie on my stomach for most of the day!

WOAH STAIRCASE YAH SHOULDN"T HAVE, SHEESH

to make it more clear: I fell down the stairs while carrying my laserdisc player outside to my car But i was taking the laserdisc player to the repair shop anyway, so I guess its not so bad.
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