Where is Newsfilter?

[VinceZeb]

Ravon, dont worry one bit about this site. Have you seen some of the people who post here? Talk about gender issues. Half the people I can't tell if they are really ugly girls or really wussy looking boys. And then the dorks on this board... my god, it is like a D&D fantasy camp expoded and sent them all to the edges of the earth. And the polical forum at least is led by a 40+ year old Upper West Side Jew who works in a museum.

[AChimp]

Whoa! The amazing One and Only... ! Talking before he investigates! The One and Only, ladies and gentlemen, he'll be here for the next few weeks.

Dude, I did post in that abortion thread, so please, lower your chin a bit so you can at least see the dog shit before you step in it.

Ravon, dont worry one bit about this site. Have you seen some of the people who post here? Talk about gender issues. Half the people I can't tell if they are really ugly girls or really wussy looking boys. And then the dorks on this board... my god, it is like a D&D fantasy camp expoded and sent them all to the edges of the earth. And the polical forum at least is led by a 40+ year old Upper West Side Jew who works in a museum.

Translation: Please come back to Newsfilter where you can all pay attention to me! WAAAH! :cry

[mburbank]

Don't get your info on me from Vinth, he is borderline reatrded. While I'm Jewish, and it hardly matters unless your so lazy you need to dig in the jew joke barrell like Vinth does to form an insult, I was born in St. Louis. The Political forum is hardly 'led' by me. There is no leader, only discussion. Vinth is confuthed becuase I take the lead in making fun of him, and he's so completely egocentric he thinks that's all that happens here.

Take your time, get used to the place, like it or don't, stay or go. There's lot of mockery here, but underneath it a basic respect, and a lot less of the 'dogs attempting to establish pack heirarchy meets Pro-wrestling meets typing' than I've seen anywhere else of the net.

Plus, we have our own side show, Vinth. He's really funny.

[The One and Only...]

OK, I can say I'm sorry about that. You see, sometimes when you go to post a message, someone else is on there posting one too, and he posts his before you post yours.

I think that is what happened, because your post wasn't there initially.

[Burned In Effigy]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Awww, you're gonna wuss out like Vince did on your board.

Can't argue off the top of you head, or just not interested, Corky?

Wuss out of what? I never claimed a reason for being here. There's really no reason to call me Corky, but to just be plain childish.

[AChimp]

OK, I can say I'm sorry about that. You see, sometimes when you go to post a message, someone else is on there posting one too, and he posts his before you post yours.

I forgive you.

There's really no reason to call me Corky, but to just be plain childish.

You seem like a Corky to me, though. Ah well, if it truly bothers you, I will refrain from calling you Corky, Bert.

You have to admit, though, Corky is a fun name to say. Corky Corky Corky!

[mburbank]

Vinth, LOVE your new avatar. Well, you know what they say, Immitation is the sincerest form of homosexual attraction.

[Burned In Effigy]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I forgive you.

You seem like a Corky to me, though. Ah well, if it truly bothers you, I will refrain from calling you Corky, Bert.

You have to admit, though, Corky is a fun name to say. Corky Corky Corky!

Why must you make me cry?

[The One and Only...]

You two would be a good couple. After all, opposites attract.

...Now kiss and make up.

[VinceZeb]

Max, if you could see your reflection in a mirror, that is what would be there.

[Helm]

"submarine letter" should become a coined expression on these boards.

I thought the exact same thing after I read Max's post.

[Zhukov]

Vince you dolt! Jews don't have reflections!



And because of my eye problems, I now cannot tell the difference between Vince or mburbank.

[AChimp]

Why must you make me cry?

Newbie beatdown.

Zhukov, it's not that hard. Just read the post.

[Protoclown]

Why the hell are these newsfilter people so obsessed with starting an "argument" in every thread they come across?

First and foremost, these boards are based around a humor website and they are meant for discussion, not necessarily debate. However, political and philosophical discussion often leads to debate, but as Achimp pointed out, do you really think that you're going to find a hot topic to argue over in a thread called "Where is Newsfilter?"

If you newsfilter simpletons want to discuss something in these forums, fine. If you want to debate, fine. But I don't think you're going to find many of us here who are going to argue over nothing with you simply for the sake of having an argument. Most of us have better things to do with our time.

Running around beating your chest and saying "YOU'RE ALL LITTLE GIRLS BECAUSE YOU WON'T ARGUE WITH ME AND I WIN OMG YOU ARE SO OWNED" isn't really going to impress anybody if there's nothing to argue over in the first place.

Oh, and I'm aware you posted an abortion thread, which I think is great. But complaining here in this thread about how nobody is arguing over the "issue at hand" of "Where is Newsfilter" is pretty fucking stupid.

[ItalianStereotype]

and trying to debate in General Blabber? like, OMG

[Burned In Effigy]

You making generalizations that we're all like Vince b/c we come from newsfilter is as ridiculous.

[Zosimus]

You making generalizations that we're all like Vince b/c we come from newsfilter is as ridiculous.

nobody did that BIE. Actually, I think that most people here are very fair and reasonable. So far, only vinth has been proven himself to be utterly RIDICULOUS (beyond any shadow of a doubt) ...in regard to the rest of you "filters" well, time will surely tell.....

[Burned In Effigy]

Originally Posted by Zosimus

nobody did that BIE. Actually, I think that most people here are very fair and reasonable. So far, only vinth has been proven himself to be utterly RIDICULOUS (beyond any shadow of a doubt) ...in regard to the rest of you "filters" well, time will surely tell.....

Well if gets to hot in the kitchen, I always have "filter" to run back to to cool down my feet in.

[ItalianStereotype]

at this time, I would like kindly like to point you and your newsfilter chums to the "edit" button.

[Burned In Effigy]

No thanks.

[mburbank]

This thread made me 'L' 'O.L', which is good, becuase this is I-mockery. I-MOCKERY. Not I-debatery, I-debauchery, I-buggery or I-wanna-have-a-highschool-debate-off-with-everyone-from-newsfilter
as-a-direct-consequence-of-having-finally-given-in-to-vinth's
begging-ery. I-MOCKERY!

Hence the Mocking. We don't do a whole lot of Owning. I only want to own nice things.

"I would like to compare the jobs, earning potentials, and achievements of the Newsfilter boards and this board and see which is better."
-Vinth

Okay,
A.) Why? What exactly would that prove about anything, accept that you probably make way less than anyone at either board?
B.) Earning potentials? What would that be, exactly? Like, what you think you might earn one day?
C.) Achievements? Like... what, exactly? Aren't you the same guy who said you didn't give a damn about any achivements we might have? And wouldn't that have been right after you said you were sure we didn't have any? What are YOUR achievements exactly? I don't think they give a prize for really liking the new He-man comic book.
D.) Since you know zippo about anybody here and every time you make an assumption it turns out you were totally wrong, why would you wish for anything like this?
E.) Who cares? Seriously, on either board? Anybody? Hands?

Besides, I gave max a question."

Yeah, and then utterly ignored my responce like a huge baby hughey.

"Oh! OHH!! There wath nothing to RETHPOND to! Thtop being tho Jewith to me and admit I have been at with the winning of which on yourself myself! I HAVE A BIG PENITH! ITth BIG!! OH, MY NOTHE ITH BLEEDIG! THEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?!?!?"

[AChimp]

[The_Rorschach]

Got an Email from Kev the other day, the waves at Sandy's were pretty shitty, decided to stop by the library to check out the Mock. Wanted to see what was going on.

Been shifting through threads for the better part of this morning; noon now, been here since ten.

Found nothing of value really. Few chuckles, thanks Proto, Max.

NewFodder crew a little disappointing. Ignorant, but I don't blame them. Maybe in a couple years they will take the time to forumalute opinions based on something other than pathos. Chances are they will stick to their cromulent reasoning however :/

Enjoy our guests, my guess is they won't be staying long.

[Burned In Effigy]

Originally Posted by The_Rorschach

Enjoy our guests, my guess is they won't be staying long.

Some will, some won't.

[Helm]

No really? Some will and some won't, eh? Do you have any other utterly obvious words of wisdom to share with us?