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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:22 PM        BIZARRO COMICS
FIRST UP, EMO PHILLIPS

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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:25 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:28 PM       
for serious, now one of my top comedians. i never had many, but he's added to the list
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:34 PM       
He's still doing stand up. One of the guys on the another forum goes and sees him and then he takes a picture of him holding pictures of them and gives Emo the copy.

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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:39 PM       
hahahahahaha that's awesome :D

"my teacher said to me, 'hey emo you haven't been to camouflage class in 6 weeks' i said 'i'm getting good!'"

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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:42 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:53 PM       
i'm quite skilled with the ladies. you know the other night, i don't wanna brag, but i was with this lady and, well, from the sounds she was making from my caresses, you would've thought she was... conscious

oh yeah she was amazing, from the hair on her head to the price tag on her foot
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 02:19 PM       
The bf was playing a Tiny Tim album yesterday, and Tiny Tim was talking for a few mins at the beginning. And until he started singing, I thought I was listening to a new Emo Phillips record.

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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 03:20 PM       
This is my impersonation of an existential seagull.


I loved him since I called him Mr Butterfingers.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 03:25 PM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 10:54 PM       
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i remember seeing something on VH1 about UHF and he said he only got paid like 30 cents or something. he showed the check
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 11:59 PM       
I believe it, having experienced something similar.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 12:50 PM       
i had a very close relationship with this other child, i was his imaginary friend
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i remember seeing something on VH1 about UHF and he said he only got paid like 30 cents or something. he showed the check

I saw that too. I don't even think he cashed it. I want to say he put it on a plaque.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:41 PM       
there was a youtube video when he tries taking out this trumpet and keeps putting it together while talking, but he never uses it i think he takes it apart too

but while he was first taking it out he drops it and goes "keep your seats" and it was just

we might as well talk about more bizarro comics, like norm macdonald. my god, watch his speech at the roast of bob saget (i've probably talked about it before, but it's fucking golden)
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 12:15 AM       
I fuckin' love Norm. Here's his response to Jim Norton:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6FiP...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLkdS...eature=related

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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 01:03 AM       
lol lol lol lol lol lol

k, i'm re-naming this thread
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 01:46 AM       
norm mcdonald is so great
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Old Jan 4th, 2009, 03:44 PM       
HAHAHAHAHA @ Norm on Conan from FZ link
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Norm is the best. I loved his Weekend Update spots on SNL.
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lol lol lol lol lol lol

k, i'm re-naming this thread

I looked at the name and was like "Shouldn't this be in the book forum?"



More like if it's spelled Chairman of the bored!
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Rik Mayall is one of my favoritesssss
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