1. GrannyShrub would be hawt.
2. I don't recall Jon saying he got the big time hards on when he played with his Nana's taters.
3. Nana's taters would be a great instant mash potato brand.
Apparently my shithead dog got away today and got 3 blocks before neighborhood kids helped corral her.
Between that and her abysmal behavior last week at obedience school, I'm a little depressed about her trainability STANDARD POODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, DAMMIT.
my sister sent me a text message asking "what was the movie where billy bob thornton played a retard?" i responded with "some folks call it kaizer blade but i call it sling blade."