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Old Oct 18th, 2005, 10:50 PM        Axioms for which you'd like to be remembered
Mine is:

The only problem with oblivion is that you never get the opportunity to revel in non-existence.
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Old Oct 18th, 2005, 11:04 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2005, 11:32 PM       
mine is:

the reason i like dancing is because my legs look like linguini in a washing machine.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 12:12 AM       
mine is:

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 01:43 AM       
how about "I ate more pussy than cervical cancer"
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 02:59 PM       
Only MIDI gear freaks and techno heads can relate to this but mine is:

If I wanted wanted to tweak virtual knobs with a mouse I'd go play UltraVixen.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 03:06 PM       
I am way better than you.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 03:26 PM       
what, me worry?

Or is that taken already
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 03:41 PM       
I had to look axiom up in the dictionary.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 03:41 PM       
I'm better than you.

Unless you can fit a baby in one of your condoms, shut up about your penis size. Cuz mine makes M&M packs open, bitch.

I'm better than you.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 05:20 PM       
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mine makes M&M packs open
I don't get it, does that mean your penis is sharp and pointy or something?
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 05:30 PM       
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shut up about your penis size.
Dude whatever, your the only one talking about penis size. fag
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 05:34 PM       
No they can't babies are idiots
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 05:44 PM       
Do you mean i am an idiot since i can't open an M&M pack?
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 05:48 PM       
Dude, that's a fucking given.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 05:55 PM       
my axiom

I think therefore I am lazy.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 06:00 PM       
this thread has gone to complete shit in under 40 minutes and it's all my fault


on second thought it's OAO's fault for bragging about his penis which I bet is like only 3 inches long anyway
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 06:04 PM       
Edited the parts out about OAO because he don't need the attention.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 06:06 PM       
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 07:38 PM       
I want to see an M-azing commercial where OAO rambles about Anarcho-Capitalism until the package opens itself. And then he flexes.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 07:43 PM       
My axiom: Why wank off to internet porn you get with a membership, when you ican buy some pigs and do it to them?

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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 08:15 PM       
I live yet I do not fit the definition of a living organism.
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Old Oct 19th, 2005, 09:40 PM       
I think some of the squares got a little bit bigger.
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