Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #76  
ArrowX ArrowX is offline
Banned
ArrowX's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Illinois, Alberta, Canada, Thailand, Space, Groundling Marsh, Manhattan, Man Hat Ton
ArrowX sucks
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 07:19 PM       
Granted, but there on her back.


I wish Police carried bazookas.
Reply With Quote
  #77  
Rongi Rongi is offline
NEW FACE IN HELL
Rongi's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: POOF
Rongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's army
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 07:21 PM       
granted, but everyone still thinks you're an annoying little fat kid

i wish i had some pizza
__________________
ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick - kahljorn
Reply With Quote
  #78  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 07:28 PM       
what are you guys genies

i wish i could teleport
Reply With Quote
  #79  
MLE MLE is offline
CHIEF OF POLICE
MLE's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
MLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty ok
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 09:33 PM       
Granted, but you can only teleport to the same location you started.

I wish I had my new job already
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #80  
Seven Force Seven Force is offline
Let's play Hardball!
Seven Force's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
Seven Force is probably a spambot
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 09:55 PM       
Granted, but they pay you in pudding.

I wish I had sum puddin'.
__________________
Ha!
Reply With Quote
  #81  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 10:41 PM       
Granted, But MLE Spit in it

I wish I could enslave the universe.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #82  
Seven Force Seven Force is offline
Let's play Hardball!
Seven Force's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
Seven Force is probably a spambot
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 11:17 PM       
Granted, but the pudding people will rise up and overthrow you, drowning you in a thick pool of delicious pudding.

I wish I had a towel.
__________________
Ha!
Reply With Quote
  #83  
Rongi Rongi is offline
NEW FACE IN HELL
Rongi's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: POOF
Rongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's armyRongi has joined BAPE's army
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 11:34 PM       
granted but ol dirty bastard came in it

i wish ol dirty bastard was still alive
__________________
ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick - kahljorn
Reply With Quote
  #84  
Johnny Couth Johnny Couth is offline
Senior Member
Johnny Couth's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Johnny Couth is probably a spambot
Old Apr 4th, 2006, 11:55 PM       
Granted, but hes living in poverty, with AIDS, in The Republic of Congo.

I wish I could fly.
__________________
Oh, to the west!
Reply With Quote
  #85  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Apr 5th, 2006, 07:12 PM       
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and catch fire, Just like Icarus.

I wish I was Guitar Woman.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #86  
Mr. Vagiclean Mr. Vagiclean is offline
Mocker
Mr. Vagiclean's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Mr. Vagiclean is probably a spambot
Old Apr 5th, 2006, 08:53 PM       
Granted but you don't come to the board anymore because you lose interest and get your eye pierced with a hotbox of a black dick who has an affinity for raping publicized chicks.


I wish I can witness a giant car pileup that everyone gets away unscathed from!
__________________
__"Offff all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"Loook, its a signature.'why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?'CaboooseSports is dead, I'm his freakin ghost, deal with it.iThe following sentance is true....
The above statement was false....
Reply With Quote
  #87  
Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
frappez le cochon rouge
Fathom Zero's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: cancer
Fathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contestFathom Zero won the popularity contest
Old Apr 5th, 2006, 09:00 PM       
You're the only one that gets scathed.

I wish I had a zombie dog.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips View Post
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
Reply With Quote
  #88  
Moobs Moobs is offline
gynecomastia
Moobs's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kingdom of the United
Moobs is probably a spambot
Old Apr 5th, 2006, 09:35 PM       
Granted, but everytime it came close to you it would try and eat your spleen, and many other body parts...just like in resident evil.

I wish Deathrays were real
Reply With Quote
  #89  
Archduke Tips Archduke Tips is offline
Member
Archduke Tips's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2005
Archduke Tips is probably a spambot
Old Apr 5th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
Granted, but they only work on people you love.

I wish that they would make a sequel to Labrynth.
Reply With Quote
  #90  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Apr 5th, 2006, 10:21 PM       
denied, and following the trend of Hollywood making way too many fucking re-makes, Jareth the Goblin King will be played by Justin Hawkins.
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #91  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 01:46 AM       
Your wish is granted (you wanted some food right)

I wish I had a can of Beans.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #92  
MetalMilitia MetalMilitia is offline
Hitler's Canoe!
MetalMilitia's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
MetalMilitia is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 02:12 PM       
granted but they are the cheap ones which dont taste as nice as the regular ones

I wish did some revision the last 3 weeks.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
japan
Reply With Quote
  #93  
bigtimecow bigtimecow is offline
rockfuckcunt
bigtimecow's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: mash and two tits
bigtimecow is probably pretty okbigtimecow is probably pretty okbigtimecow is probably pretty ok
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 03:29 PM       
GRANTED but no one knows what the fuck you're talking about

i wish that i could control time
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Bigtimecow you are like the Fonz of girls pussies.
Reply With Quote
  #94  
ziggytrix ziggytrix is offline
Mocker
ziggytrix's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i come from the water
ziggytrix is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 04:11 PM       
granted, but you accidentally get stuck in a paradoxical time loop.

i wish i could control time.
Reply With Quote
  #95  
MLE MLE is offline
CHIEF OF POLICE
MLE's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
MLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty okMLE is probably pretty ok
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 04:58 PM       
Granted, but you spend eternity with bigtimecow, like in sliders.

I wish religious people would stop pressing pamphlets in my hands and grinning.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #96  
blackwar12 blackwar12 is offline
Member
blackwar12's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: ontario
blackwar12 is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 04:59 PM       
Granted but you have to have sex with an 80 year old man first

I wish for a fresh cheese sandwich
Reply With Quote
  #97  
Seven Force Seven Force is offline
Let's play Hardball!
Seven Force's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Under my desk, MSNBC
Seven Force is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
Granted, but it's dickcheese.

I wish for stuff.
__________________
Ha!
Reply With Quote
  #98  
Terra Terra is offline
MAMA MIA!
Terra's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2004
Terra is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:27 PM       
Bend over. Spread cheeks. Your wish is granted.

I wish my new computer would be here. Now.
__________________
Oh fuck it
Reply With Quote
  #99  
Staxeon Staxeon is offline
Senior Member
Staxeon's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Buffalo, NY
Staxeon is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
Granted, the tornado delivers it and the UPS truck it was in to your backyard.

I wish I could remember what I needed from a room after I actually walk into said room.
Reply With Quote
  #100  
Sethomas Sethomas is offline
Antagonistic Tyrannosaur
Sethomas's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Abstruse Caboose
Sethomas is probably a spambot
Old Apr 6th, 2006, 11:52 PM       
Granted. Every room you enter, you remember that you'd come to get a gallon of bleach to drink.

I wish I were better at reading Latin.
__________________

SETH ME IMPRIMI FECIT
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:47 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.