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Old Aug 21st, 2003, 10:18 PM       
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and then "Fssucks" lets all pray.
Would you shut the fuck up and leave already you obese testicle muncher?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 07:31 PM       
Name-Eric
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job-...accounting
where you at?- Somewhere in Mexico
why did you start posting-I dont know
how long have you been on the board- Lurking for months
hobbies- Videogames, movies, sex
fav. music/band- Iron Maiden, Metallica
fav. book- Vampire chronicles
fav. movie- Highlander
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody...yet
what is that smell- Dog shit
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 08:26 PM       
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what is that smell- Dog shit
best one yet
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Old Aug 22nd, 2003, 09:26 PM       
what is that smell- Jixby's jokes.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2003, 03:06 PM       
Name- Robert
Age- 20
job- Army slave
where you at?- Fort "Hell", Texas
why did you start posting- I just felt compelled to do it
how long have you been on the board- just now
hobbies- you know I dont think I have one but I love video games
fav. music/band- I love classic rock
fav. book- magazine
fav. movie- Batman with Adam West and Burt Ward
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one
what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass
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Old Aug 24th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
Name- Mark
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job- super market lacky
where you at?- New Jersey
why did you start posting- i figured "oh what the hell?"
how long have you been on the board- like 5 minutes, no wait... 6
hobbies- chillen with my soon-to-be wife
fav. music/band- Led Zeppelin
fav. book- Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- The Warriors
Who do you hate the most on this board- Steve.... no... John
what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ...
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 04:32 AM       
Hello, white trash.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 07:41 AM       
Name- Nicky
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job- floor technican and part time MC
where you at?- Manchester, England
why did you start posting- Seemed A Good Idea
how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes
hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football
fav. music/band- Dance/Trance/Rap, NWA
fav. book- Rouge Trader - Nick Leeson
fav. movie- Back To The Future
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody, yet
what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 12:05 PM       
:/ is all that i have to say
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 12:09 PM       
I wish there was some accept/reject method we could employ through this thread. Like in Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:33 PM       
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what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
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what is that smell- Dude, what the hell IS that? Bob, was that you? ...Jesus Christ...
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:35 PM       
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what is that smell- My Ass - Doofy- Scary Movie
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:37 PM       
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what is that smell- Fuck, I dont know how I could forget to wipe my ass



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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
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hobbies- Sex, Music, Clubbin, Sex, Sex and er Football
What the fuck is clubbin? Do you play golf or something?
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
I think he's talking about the baby seals.
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Old Aug 25th, 2003, 06:57 PM       
Cap'n made me LOL
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:27 PM        Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
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OK, The boards been up for a few days, We've all been fucking with each other. Maybe we should get to know one another better.
We might decide we don't hate some one as much, or it might just give us all more fuel for the fires of hate, ya hate...

Here's a simple form....

Name- Phil
Age- 40
job-government slave in the UK
where you at?- see above
why did you start posting- to make friends and influence people, ok just to have a laugh really
how long have you been on the board- 30 mins or so
hobbies- wildlife watching and recording
fav. music/band-Marillion
fav. book- Anything by Peter Tinniuswood
fav. movie- Depends on mood but choose from Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, The Paleface, Once upon a time in america, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, The Killing fields
Who do you hate the most on this board-
what is that smell- me farting probably
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:47 PM       
...fucking genius .
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
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job:nothing
Where you at?:New Mexico
Why did you start posting?:I don't know
How long have you been on the board?:Since like yesterday
Hobbies:watching t.v(mostly anime), sleeping,talking,listening to music, playing video games, fighting, and buying things.
Fav.music/band:Marilyn manson, Cradle of filth, and murder dolls.
Fav. book: I don't like reading.
Fav. movie: South park ,bigger,longer and uncut, and the yu-Gi-Oh movie.
Who do you hate most on the board?:My self
Whats that smell?: I peed on the floor.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
Ok, the last 12 people who posted your profiles have been rejected.
I'm sorry, you will not be alowed onto the I-mockery board, or into the super 1337 secret inner circle. You will not find out what the secret handshake is, you will not het a club ring in the mail in 6-8weeks. No mockers in your area will come to visit you. You may lurk as much as you want, just do not post. Do not expect to even see a blue plastic pig. Your Blog will not even be read so we can make fun of it. You will not even be allowed to be hazed for the next 17 days as per requiremnet. Zod does not like you.
THAT IS ALL!
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:30 PM       
Name - Jason
Age - 19
Job - Looking right now
Where you at? - Kentucky
Why did you start posting? - Because I-Mockery humors me.
How long have you been on the board? - Just started
Hobbies - Video Games, Collecting the new MOTU figures, WWE, random stuff.
Fav. Music/Band - Don't really have one. I usually jump around on liking music.
Fav. Book - JtHM
Fav. Movie - LotR, Matrix, Transformers, and more
Who do you hate most on the board? - You know when you brush your teeth and the next morning you have a sore in your mouth because you didn't brush good enough? I hate those.
What's that smell? - Boo berry cereal.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:32 PM       
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Cap'n made me LOL
Yeah, he's actually been funny lately.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:57 PM       
no, you've just been getting shittier.
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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 08:58 PM       
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